Bri-onicMan

teacher, musician, den mother

Music, happy hrs, babes, Mexican softdrinks, drunk karaoke with my obnoxious friends, Neckin, Girls, Spin da Bottle, Kickball, Porch Bowling & Foodball(ask if you must), breakfast foods, Gummy anything-bears-rats-poop...i will eat the fuck out of anything gummy

Any Tom Robbins, Grapes of Wrath, Breakfast of Champions, Maus, The Sun Also Rises, Life After God, Microserfs, A Brief History of Time (took me like 2 months to get it), Fight Club

Brazil (or anything by T. Gilliam), Apocolypse Now, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, (Any Coen Bros.), Waking Life, City of Lost Children, Royal Tannenbaums, Any PT Anderson, Hedwig+the Angry Inch, Fight Club, Amelie, Notorious

Pixies, Bowie, Jon Spencer BX, Clash, Fugazi, Flaming Lips, Beatles, FUNK, H Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, Iggy, J Buckley, RFTC, Peaches, Billie Holliday, The Cure, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Ian Brown, AIR, Ted Leo, MC5, Spoon

Read. (and now, to spend this WORTHLESS category on more good stuff...)T Rex, Dinosaur Jr, Jane's Addiction, Louis Armstrong, Soul music, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Ween, Built to Spill, Love & Rockets, Queen, Queens of..., Disco....ok ok, PBS. is cool tv

1)I've begun a hall of fame called "The Hall of Fucking
Fame" in which new inducties are bequeathed with the
middle name "Fucking", e.g. "Barry Fucking Manilow"*.
2)If they have one name (Madonna, Sting, etc. *) they
inherit the names "Mother Fucking___" 3) ALL OF MY
FRIENDSTER PALS ARE AUTOMATICALLY HALL OF
FUCKING FAMERS (so start kissin' butt) 4) I know
what dogfood tastes like. 5)The
best beer is the most beer/The most beer is the
cheapest beer. (This DOES NOT apply to Pearl, MGD or
any malt liquor products) 6)I want a new president, this
one is clearly defective.
7)3-way tie for the WORST ROCK GROUP IN
HISTORY--Steely
Dan, the Dead, and Foreigner (I'm thinking Foreigner
might
take it by a nose, no thanks to you deadheads). 8)I live
with a bunch of guys in a land
called THE DOME. 9) I
think horoscopes are a bunch
donkeypoo, but I still read mine almost first thing every
day. 10)"french fries with pepper..." 11)Check
out some of MY songs at:
(I won't even sue you
for burning 'em.) 12)I just got back from a European tour with AZALIA SNAIL. I was dragged to the jet kicking and screaming. *Not actual
Hall of Fucking Fame
members, just
examples,
yo.

THIS WEEK: Jimmy Carter
YOU: (Random "hello's",
and
"wassups" encouraged) That's what
makes friendster fun, besides, I only bite when I think
you
want me to. ....Oh, and of course, honkin' hot mamas
with absolutely filthy minds who sport neckwear and
who
have
a thing for
scrawny, artsy-type guys. Especially those.