• Ed Siemienkowicz

      "I am a 6'3" ex-toehead from Chicago who wants a career in comics. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But you wouldn't want..."

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      • Amy
      • Posted
      • He get's out tough stains better than
        the leading competitors for half the
        price! When our dog Filth spilled grape
        juice on our new carpet, I had to shoot
        him. Boy, what a mess. Nothing would
        get out blood, dirt, AND grapejuice. Ed
        cleaned it up in a snap! Just in time
        for the party, he saved Christmas!!
      • Monica
      • Posted
      • Well . . . unfortunately I can't claim
        to know Ed all too well but what I do
        know I like a bunch! I don't know
        anyone else who can pull off a partial
        resemblance to Matthew Lillard AND a
        Willow t-shirt while still managing to
        be charismatic, really funny, and hot!
        Also while simultaneously charming my
        parents and talking up comics gurus.
        The man is multi-talented. Oh yeah and
        he can also DO comics like nobody's
        business! It was a great great pleasure
        to meet him, if only for a brief while.
        And if it wasn't for the fact that he
        lived in Florida, I'd say Ed was
        perfect.
      • Joel
      • Posted
      • Ed's my hetero lifemate and fellow co-
        conspirator.
        We were made siblings in the
        Brotherhood of Hack, and served two
        years of creative slavery in the top-
        secret art ghetto known only as El Casa
        Del Mono Azul.
        Only the worst of the best can claim
        those incredible feats!
        Comedic timing genius and elitist toy
        critic, Ed is the best friend a bitch
        like me could have...
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • He get's out tough stains better than
        the leading competitors for half the
        price! When our dog Filth spilled grape
        juice on our new carpet, I had to shoot
        him. Boy, what a mess. Nothing would
        get out blood, dirt, AND grapejuice. Ed
        cleaned it up in a snap! Just in time
        for the party, he saved Christmas!!
      • Monica
      • Posted
      • Well . . . unfortunately I can't claim
        to know Ed all too well but what I do
        know I like a bunch! I don't know
        anyone else who can pull off a partial
        resemblance to Matthew Lillard AND a
        Willow t-shirt while still managing to
        be charismatic, really funny, and hot!
        Also while simultaneously charming my
        parents and talking up comics gurus.
        The man is multi-talented. Oh yeah and
        he can also DO comics like nobody's
        business! It was a great great pleasure
        to meet him, if only for a brief while.
        And if it wasn't for the fact that he
        lived in Florida, I'd say Ed was
        perfect.
      • Joel
      • Posted
      • Ed's my hetero lifemate and fellow co-
        conspirator.
        We were made siblings in the
        Brotherhood of Hack, and served two
        years of creative slavery in the top-
        secret art ghetto known only as El Casa
        Del Mono Azul.
        Only the worst of the best can claim
        those incredible feats!
        Comedic timing genius and elitist toy
        critic, Ed is the best friend a bitch
        like me could have...
      • Muffy
      • Posted
      • Luscious and charming, this
        scintillating man is a proclaimed, if
        not self proclaimed, comic super
        genius. Count yourself lucky to
        witness the intoxicating soft lilt of
        his mellifluous pipes slitting the
        night air in a way reminiscent of
        crooner's gone-bye. Quirky, yet
        endearing, ever-so-kind and caring, a
        pilot-light guiding the way back to
        port. He is the walking embodiment of
        comfort.
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