Friends, Activity Partners

May 2003

champion, nebraska

http://profiles.friendster.com/214248

top secret government work

riding through forest park, being moody, trying to make music that doesn't suck, representing, history, travelling, and i want to go camping.

norwegian wood or any other murakami books, in cold blood makes me homesick, 1984, the count of monte cristo, brave new world, nick hornby, edgar allan poe

donnie darko, dr. strangelove or most other kubrick movies, harold and maude, dead man, the warriors, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, amelie, death race 2000, lord of the rings, the warriors

the smiths, death from above 1979, nick drake, radiohead, massive attack, beethoven's moonlight sonata, brian jonestown massacre, old bluegrass, queen, depresso pop, my bloody valentine, ladytron, iron and wine, autolux, new order

iron chef, the history channel, wishing that i could get bbc america here, the food network

Leo

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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