Dear Ryan, remember when we were at
Lindsey Dillon's house in seventh grade
for a pool party, and Russell Watt
said, hey you should check out Ryan's
pecs, he's got great pecs? At the
time, I didn't know what pecs were, so
I didn't know to be impressed. Sorry.
Believe it or not, this is my second
testimonial for Mr. Wilson. The first
one I wrote I reread and realized I had
professed my love too deeply for him
and was ashamed to display it in public
(or maybe my computer just crashed) ...
but yeah, he deserves every one of em.
We've been through a lot together
(especially last year : 2002-2003 CEC
FOR LIFE NIGGA), and have had
experiences ranging from drunken
moments in the mountains to serious
conversations about who should get
fired in our office. Come on, ya think
we really did that? ha. Ryan'll go far
with his doodles, band, grad school and
the list goes on. And he makes the
manliest caterpillar I've ever seen.
Ryan, the other day I was getting
action and all of a sudden I had to
take the biggest diareahah ever. I
couldn't decide whether to take the
poo and risk an enormous case of blue
balls, or to just finish up as fast as
I could and then run to the bathroom
and drop my deuce. I decided to try
to finish what I started, but alas I
could not, and in mid hog I
accidentally shit myself. Not to worry
however. It turns out that my partner
was into poopsex. Yee HAW!!!
ryan's got a stable job, his own
apartment, a brand new/used car with
passenger side airbags and automatic
windows, and $$cha-ching$$ in the bank.
if that ain't boyfriend material, i
don't know what is.
a long time ago ryan spent the night at
my house, and his inner ear got wet.
he thinks it was from me. i think it
was from my sister's old cat. that or
maybe he sneezed in his sleep and
saliva flew into the air and landed in
his ear. either way he is one cool
fellow and makes all girls hot and
bothered.
Ryan is so much cooler then everyone else
it's fucking ridiculous. In fact, I feel sorry for
anyone that isn't Ryan, and even sorrier for
people that are dead and never had a
chance to dream of being as cool or even
ALMOST A LITTLE BIT as cool as Ryan is.
Lindsey Dillon's house in seventh grade
for a pool party, and Russell Watt
said, hey you should check out Ryan's
pecs, he's got great pecs? At the
time, I didn't know what pecs were, so
I didn't know to be impressed. Sorry.
testimonial for Mr. Wilson. The first
one I wrote I reread and realized I had
professed my love too deeply for him
and was ashamed to display it in public
(or maybe my computer just crashed) ...
but yeah, he deserves every one of em.
We've been through a lot together
(especially last year : 2002-2003 CEC
FOR LIFE NIGGA), and have had
experiences ranging from drunken
moments in the mountains to serious
conversations about who should get
fired in our office. Come on, ya think
we really did that? ha. Ryan'll go far
with his doodles, band, grad school and
the list goes on. And he makes the
manliest caterpillar I've ever seen.
action and all of a sudden I had to
take the biggest diareahah ever. I
couldn't decide whether to take the
poo and risk an enormous case of blue
balls, or to just finish up as fast as
I could and then run to the bathroom
and drop my deuce. I decided to try
to finish what I started, but alas I
could not, and in mid hog I
accidentally shit myself. Not to worry
however. It turns out that my partner
was into poopsex. Yee HAW!!!
apartment, a brand new/used car with
passenger side airbags and automatic
windows, and $$cha-ching$$ in the bank.
if that ain't boyfriend material, i
don't know what is.
my house, and his inner ear got wet.
he thinks it was from me. i think it
was from my sister's old cat. that or
maybe he sneezed in his sleep and
saliva flew into the air and landed in
his ear. either way he is one cool
fellow and makes all girls hot and
bothered.
but he's kind of snotty about it. Like
he's better than everyone else, just
because he's that guy, in that band.
it's fucking ridiculous. In fact, I feel sorry for
anyone that isn't Ryan, and even sorrier for
people that are dead and never had a
chance to dream of being as cool or even
ALMOST A LITTLE BIT as cool as Ryan is.