Andrew I saw light and the road to perdition. I am ready to join your cause and rebel against the angst of society. Abortion issues, gay marriage issues, terrorist issues these are the issues of the weak. I'm ready to join your cause and travel the universe on haleys comet. Fuck earth and all it's bullshit.
I can't wait anymore! Damnit!! You're going to be 27 and I can't get over it...Before you know it, you'll be 30...Yikes... Happy Early Bday, buddy 'ol pal...... Thanks for still being my friend...years after the taxi & rice incident :)
love ya!!
I rememer when drew was a regular cool dude that everyone wanted to chill with, then he became a hipster and even more people wanted to chill with him. Now it's to bad he turned into a FOB, cause now he's all alone. Stop calling me!!
love ya!!
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
-Andrew Dice Clay