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"AIM: elohimaficianado
http://profile.myspace.com/users/860211"
More about Timothy
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More About Timothy
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Occupation:
fighting evil
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Hobbies and Interests:
sweet guitar licks, storming the gates, taking it out and chopping it up, putting a brick through the other guys window, good looking broads, girls that talk to me, five dollar words, making out, drinkin 40's, my deceased father
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Favorite Books:
Dangerous Angels, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Wrinkle in Time, Shel Silverstein, Harry Potter books, anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman is good, Francesca Lia Block
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Magnolia, Forrest Gump, The Royal Tenenbaums, Boogie Nights, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Adaptation, Goonies, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, O Brother Where Art Thou, Waking the Dead, The Harmonists, The Wedding Singer, Il Postino, and more
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Favorite Music:
Mark Knopfler, Alison Krauss, Eva Cassidy, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Paul Simon, Jackson Browne, Leonard Cohen, Rufus Wainright, Weezer, Paul Brady, The Beastie Boys, Natalie Merchant, Johnny Cash, The Rolling Stones, The Postal Service
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Favorite TV Shows:
SNL, Blind Date, My So-Called Life, UnDeclared, The State, anything Judd Apatow does, Parker Lewis Can't Lose
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About Me:
AIM: elohimaficianado
http://profile.myspace.com/users/860211
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Who I Want to Meet:
creative people, smart people, funny people. people not
attracted to the thug life. co-conspirators.
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Testimonials and Comments for Timothy
there...aint it about time we had one of
those silly familly reunions again???
ALWAYS happy to see. One time he even
let me drunk dial on his phone. Now
THAT is a cool friend! I love this
guy!!!
have heard in quite awhile. and he
shreds on the guitar. He taught me
every thing i know.
own cousin on here? i guess pretty
big. HEY TIM! long time no chill. hows
it been.
Friday's. He was all, "Nigga, I know you!" And
I'ma say, "Shit. You so goddamn thinkin you
know me, why doncha show me ya buttho'."
Well, abouta hour later, we's laying on top of
the hedge, puffin a herb roll. The security
guard comes out and doin his whole shiny-
flashlight-in-mah-eyes thing, and askin what
we doin. "Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?" "Sir,
my name ain't Willis." "Nigga, I know a Willis
when I see one. Get that stanky as light off my
grilllllll, yall. He wu just...stankefied. Stupified.
By the powers of the Dirt. He goes "Damn, I
think I'll just give him his money." Opens up
his little Lamar-Sanford-ass trousers right
there and hands over two or three bajillion
dollars. An I was like "Getcho, Lamar-Sanford-
ass home to momma, ya big dummy!" An he
takes off runnin, skippin on is shoelace like he
being chased by the fattest, flying bagina this
side of Madagascar. I mean, he was stinkin!
"Hey Dirt, let's get a something to EAT, man.
This shit is hungry." So we go next door to
this Ding-Dong Soup factory shit. And you
know what I got? Mothafucka--bet a dime on
a turtledick--I got some WANTONS, man.
That's why I gots to give props to my main
man up in the sky who be controllin all this
weird shit like it was all our birfdays...coz you
know what this dude's name be? RICE! Nigga,
those is both a type of food, or something.
Goddamnit God, you are fucking POWERFUL!!!?
always be like a older brother to me.
But the type who kicks you when you are
down and then steals your twinkie.
tim naked...and he has seen me naked. i
guess that would make us aquainted with
eachother.
* most efficient frozen meal buyer
* most likely to discover first-hand the secret
of the grizzly bears' hibernation abilities
* most hours logged playing Bloodwake for
Xbox
* most enormous, hypnotizing dong of all
time and space
Here's to the Great Timothy P. Esquire III (who
will read this in approximately 7 seconds)