David Corey

Falmouth High School

State University of New York - College at New Paltz, Attended - , Class of , Other

Book Publishing

Far too many to name

Things you should know: 1) I once rubbed poison ivy over my entire body to prove a point. Unfortunately, the point I was trying to prove was that the plant in question was not poison ivy. 2) I love breakfast cereal so much that I have my own monogrammed silver spoon. (I am not kidding.) 3) I have used the words "Merry Christmas" and "sh*tbag" in the same sentence 4) The only people who don't immediately recognize my intellectual savvy and depth of knowledge are those that can't get past my pathalogical shallowness. 5) I once stripped completely naked in front of hundreds of French-speaking Canadians in order to get a free beer. 6) I live in Vermont most of the time. I work in NYC regularly. 7) Polyester is the soy bean of the garment world.

Smart/funny/creative/beautiful/intellient people. Is that too much to ask? If you a) read b) sing c) write, or d) can pin your legs behind you head or know kung fu, please say hi. FYI: Not looking for dates or bedmates, only interesting people who have something to say.