Christian

Ichthyologist/Defiant Grocer/X-Wing Fighter Pilot

Founder of the X-Wing Fighters-For-Tots Foundation, Founder/Captain of Defiant Grocers Hockey, Author of Total Checkstand Domination

Hockey, The Los Angeles Kings, Fish, Running, Star Wars, Jahankes, Movies, Sandwiches, Paintball, Smash Bros., Wasting my money on stuff I don't really need, Trying to get my abs back, Local Stuff, *TYNNS, Fhqwhgads, TheLonelyIsland.com, Dane Cook's comedy, Lame MTG combo's, the usual dork stuff.

I don't read a lot of books anymore. I read a lot of comic books and fish and sport magazines if those count. I occasionally read cereal boxes just to make sure that I can still read at all, but that gets annoying while trying to enjoy my Captain Crunch. I won't lie to you; I mostly use books as coasters, paper weights, things to keep my table standing evenly, etc., but there are a few that I have actually read and found to be most beneficial to everyday life: Vice and Virtue, JLA: The Tower of Babel, State By State with the State, Earth X, New Avengers, The Conscientious Ichthyologist, pretty much any pictured/catalogued book on aquatic life, Total Checkstand Domination, Coping With Blindness, and the Bubble Bobble instruction booklet for the NES.

Don't get me started.

You could put anything on and not only would I listen to it, but I could probably sing along with it.

Now that I think about it, I don't know where in the world I find the time to have this many favorite shows. I guess a lot of these are not even on anymore, but I remember liking them a lot. The State, Stella, Reno:911, Viva Variety, Undergrads, WWE, Friends, House, Kitchen Confidential, Off Centre, Sports Center, NHL Tonight, The Tick, SNL, The Kids in the Hall, Sifl and Olly, Gilmore Girls, Queer Eye, Family Guy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Firends, and anything else that can make me laugh or keep me entertained. Let me tell you, it's not that tough.

Aquarius

Formerly "The Older Brother Figure" in the late '90's boy band sensation, *TYNNS, I am now just a regular guy. I make a living now by getting complained at all day. Its nothing like being a pop-icon, but the paparazzi leaves me alone. I used to run all the time, but a devastating injury I sustained while playing in a hockey tournament now keeps me from it more than I'd like. I still enjoy outdoor activities like rock climbing, paintball, and eating sandwiches while walking briskly. I've seen way too many movies and it has made me crazy in a sense that I can have entire conversations using only quotes from those movies. Really. Be amazed or disgusted. I laugh a lot. I laugh at things that are funny and even at some stuff that some people might argue are not funny. I like to laugh at the wacky and hilarious antics of the gang at homestarrunner.com, and the Dudes at TheLonelyIsland.com. and you'll often catch me snickering at other people's misfortune. When I say misfortune, I mean anything from a bird crapping on someone's head to an old person slipping and falling off the sidewalk. Sorry. I love hockey. Ice, roller, whatever. When I am not playing it, I am watching it. On TV, at the Staples center, or at the Sportsplex. I am first and foremost an LA Kings fan, but I can watch just about any team as long as the hockey is good. I love to watch Kariya make goalies look foolish, but its also fun to see Ray Regno put one past Ramos or Miles put another one past Mudao. I'm also trying to get Wedge to let me into Rogue Squadron, because I am an ace X-Wing fighter pilot. When I am not doing any of that stuff, you can probably find me in Clairemont at one of those fish stores trying to find the new champion for my aquariums or just buying supplies to keep them looking like champions. Above all of that, I love to spend time with the love of my life, Connie and The Ausker Dogg. Also, robots.

Anyone who will not get kicked off Friendster the day after I ask them to be friendsters with me, disgruntled Vons employees, bunseedsnobunseeds, and also anyone who will sell me their piece of the Aggro-Crag. Now let's check in with Mo and the leader board -- MO!