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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
the world's largest trailer park
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Company:
awesomeness
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brett's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/216376
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Other education:
university of illinois, school of hard knocks
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College/University:
University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Communication
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Occupation:
being awesome
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Affiliations:
drinkers, editors/critics, under-achievers anonymous, and kappa kappa gamma
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What I enjoy doing:
travel, cocktails, special & bench, cliques, reading, fashion, film, cliches, furniture, social criticism, boobs, quips and zings, spending other people's money, theater, gender and sexual politics, grammar, art, shopping, grandeur and delusions thereof
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Favorite Books:
jesus' son, you are not a stranger here, the greek classics, lovemarks: the future beyond brands, middlesex, one day in the life of ivan denisovich, hiroshima, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the interpreter of maladies, where the wild things are, the alchemist, novel without a name
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Favorite Movies:
drop dead gorgeous, love actually, bridget jones' diary, house of yes, all about my mother, the pianist, garden state, amelie, hedwig and the angry inch, the royal tenenbaums, best in show, requiem for a dream, closer, meshes of the afternoon
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Favorite Music:
jem, butterfly boucher, ben folds, rufus wainwright, nellie mckay, the killers, elliott smith, dashboard confessional, rilo kiley, the reputation, the postal service, damien rice, frou frou, sarge, goldfrapp, travis
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Favorite TV Shows:
grey's anatomy, buzzkill, the simpsons, sex and the city, strangers with candy, the west wing, cnn headline news, the family guy
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
the good stuff:
-i'm fiercely loyal
-my shadow's name is laughter
-"bright" and "a wee bit sassy" both apply
-in a world full of boys in dark-rimmed glasses, i'm the one you'll remember
-i like beer
-sports don't scare me
-i ask questions
-there are no pulled punches
-i can't win a boardgame to save my life
-film is my second language
-i make lots of wonderful facial expressions
-i tend to flail
-dads like me; moms love me
-i'm great with names and faces
-you'll never wonder if i like you
-four little words: "best wedding date ever"
the bad stuff:
-you better like the word "seriously"
-i have an unhealthy obsession with cheese
-my friends are some tough competition
-i'm a mama's boy
-i need the internet
-scarves are an incurable addiction (actual scarves, none of that freddie from scooby doo ascot shit)
-i tell the obvious and inappropriate joke
-my impressions are horrible at best... unless it's a very specific line from abfab
-i tend to flail
-balancing my checkbook is a lost art, but i totally get physics
-i make lists for everything
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Who I Want to Meet:
folks with a song in their hearts, someone who can help me become a japanese pop star or travel show host, those who take relationships seriously, anyone who manages to have fresh flowers in their home, people who write real letters, others totally obsessed with craigslist (especially missed connections), anybody with tivo, a boat, an old soul, or a large family...
more famously: amy sedaris, andy towle, and little maddox jolie-pitt
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You weren't in NYC last week, were you? I -swear- I saw you on the Upper East Side. In my excitement, I knocked over my drink. You owe me half a White Russian!
photo of sugar tits and I in nut huggers. I miss Mr.
Mense.
get it? And will you be a proud
employee of our alma mater soon?
this chaser gives me a case of the bonies.
pubic region was for hair removal...and then I met
this sack wrangler.
Priory of Sion, or the Illuminati????
ps. write back soon...
i was thinking of taking another spring
break vacation soon. do you know
anything about acapulco, fort
lauderdale, or cancun?