Hellcrust Hellquist

The "how to take down flailing crazies", workshop

full time enabler

music(playing & seeing), beer, veganism, zombies, robots, chainmail, sharks who fight zombies, tattoos, dogs, burgertime, norse mythology, the smell from my piercings, Bones, Metal, Flesh, time is obsolete

Dungeon Masters Guide 2nd ed, Monster Manual, why vegan pamphlets, harry potter, dragonlance, Lords of chaos, primal screamer, animal farm, 1984, farenheit 451, Everything you know is wrong, Behold a Pale Horse

thrashin, rad, nightmare on elm street, happiness, MTK, american beauty, clockwork orange, puppetmaster, leprachaun, Zombie, Night of Dawn of and Day of the Dead

grind, crust, doom, power metal, goblin, black metal, dimmu borgir, the gathering, dodheimsgard, slayer, kreator, helloween, blind guardian, crass, subhumans, rudimentary peni, iron maiden, leftover crack, flux of pink indians, highoncrime, 7daysofsammyboy, zombi, lair of th eminotaur, hate forest, too many more...

weapons of mass distraction, the show with paris hilton damn shes fine!!!!

Sagittarius

I basically look like an evil elf wizard, black cloak, pointy ears, long straight black hair, my left eye is significantly smaller than my right one, but thats so i can see into the nether realms, i like making potions and concocting brews. I live in a dark tower, and keep many minions for my morbid amusement. Also i have a half monkey half snake with wings that i can make attack you so dont talk yer hipster shit ok?

Im seeking a committed Dungeon Master for a new campaign i play to make it in the guinness book of world records, for my ability to "correctly" role-play an Elven Wizard of the Dark magi for the rest of my eternal life. Please be my Dm, and i will conjure much gold and platinum for you, I can also enslave evil sex demons to do my bidding so beware.
long live the d20
Dorknagar