Joel

illusionist

phallic-shaped meats and vegetables, Surf Style gear, comb-overs, kissing on the lips, photographs, post-it notes, magazines, food-stuff, sitting on park benches & watching park-people, combing my hair when it's wet, and the quick-witted.

Porno, DogRun, Naked, Catcher in the Rye, Curious George, Choke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Roget's Thesaurus, On the Road

Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, Death Race 2000, The Rocketeer, Dolemite, Trainspotting, Grosse Pointe Blank, Casablanca, Tres Colours, Snatch, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal sunshine of the Spotless mind, Flight of the Navigator

mash-ups, erlend oye, tribe, radiohead, royksopp, delphonics, aesop rock, cure, bowie, surgeon, soviet, dj spooky, UNKLE, felix da housecat, miss kitten, fischerspooner, garbage, gil scott heron, jamiroquai, jimi, vitalic, and justin t is alright by me

tele-evangelism, six feet under, american chopper, extreme elimination challenge, history channel, msnbc, RonCo infomercials

Pisces

I represent the typically perplexed and misguided segment of
Generation Y, with the exception of an exceedingly
wholesome upbringing. See, I wasnt allowed to watch G.I.
Joe or He-Man the role-models that make a growing boy
into a successful man. I was the obedient and well
mannered young man at five, with carefully parted hair
combed a tad too low on the side. And Id stay up until
8:30pm on a school-night, reading Jesus books and watching
Dont Talk To Strangers" starring Clifford The BIG
Red Dog: the
moral, pro-family film series that my mother had me rent
by myself at our local video store while she made sure the
other 5 year olds in my car-pool didnt suddenly grow hair
on their nuts, lock the doors and gun the beige wood-
paneled station wagon onto Howard Avenue - obscenely
gesturing their under-developed drool and snot soaked
middle fingers at the recent retirees out on their
afternoon stroll. Maybe thats why Im such a pussy.
Anyway, Im still the nice young man on the lookout for
cock-fights, coke-fueled orgies, and true-love. Id be
thrilled to be my friend.

Be up for some ultra-lounging, ultra-pleasure, ultra-eating and ultra-talking. Oh, and if youve got the balls to go through my drawers and fiddle with my under-things, weve got something in common.