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"I don't have a middle name.
Also, I used to think it was really funny scaring my nanny
Francis by jumping out of..."
More about Jonathan
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Occupation:
Financial Strategy
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Hobbies and Interests:
Talking (or not talking), Eating (usually in the middle of the night), Rides, Finding out why y'all lie so much, Linguistics, My Janitor Who Looks Like a Bel-Ami Boy, Tight Sweaters, Lesbians, Staring at People
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Favorite Books:
Theodore Rex, Slander, Botany of Desire, Running With Scissors, David Sedaris, Edith Wharton, VW, Biographies in general. Books about New York.
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Favorite Movies:
Spellbound, Rushmore, Titus, Winged Migration, Plata Quemada!!!, Bring it On!, Almodovar, Klapisch, Christopher Guest
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Favorite Music:
Gillian Welch, Jascha Heifetz, Shuggie Otis, Amon Tobin, Peaches, Ron Sexsmith, Madonkey, Kiki & Herb, Dalida, Frank Bennett, Mercedes, W.I.T, Lhasa, Callas, Electrolatino, Cocteau Twins
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Favorite TV Shows:
That's Incredible!, Manimal, Smallville
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I don't have a middle name.
Also, I used to think it was really funny scaring my nanny
Francis by jumping out of closets or pretending I was
dead. She would smack me, I would tell my mom, and much
to my horror, my mom would side with Francis. It was my
introduction to the importance of coalitions.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A good nanny.
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since cheney hall. what up with that?
reality shows about, the difference being
that her trash is not shamelessy exploited--it
is regularly taken out by the staff.
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST
CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS
BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY
CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE
AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND
RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION
OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A
PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM
CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE
INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO
OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE
PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER
TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT
YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
JIMBUTU NEVILLE PERRYWEIGHT
on TrickTracker or whatever that thing
is, would actually discover that
Friendster is where it's at. You know
who you is, Yoni.