Bennett Madison deserves a medal for his valiant attempt to rescue his sister from a life of teen drinking and statutory blow jobs! Although he was unsuccessful, he acquired a wealth of knowledge which can now be put to great use in his books for young adults. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!!
Bennett has this thing where he just
looooves strident bitches, although to be
fair this conversation was related to me
second-hand, in front of him. Roseanne
Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Anne Coulter (!),
Eleanor of Aquitane-- if she's a strident
bitch, Bennett loves her, which gives me
a GREAT idea for a children's book.
Bennett is the kind of guy who will sit in
the car on a cold, rainy friday night and
wait for the tow truck to arrive rather
than doing any number of more
worthwhile activities that he could have
opted for. Maybe if I'd said my "hail
Marys" today like he says I should, I
wouldnt have hit the pothole.
Bennett was my 2nd grade Partner in
Crime...we were so bored with our
reading group we staged "THE YAWN"
which our teacher, who shall remain
nameless...didn't so much
appriciate..we had to put our heads in
our cubbies, and eat our own fecies..ok
just kidding, but the yawn part really did
happen, it was great..Theres only one
thing that Bennett did that PISSED me
off, and that was using the cutsie
puppet approach to win for some dinky
seat on student council..damn i wanted
that!!!- I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT
THES BEST!!!- and yes, i pre ordered
your book...you amaze me!-d2
Damn Friendster ate my first effort.
Luckily I have a photographic memory.
Oh Bennet! So tender and delicious.
So like me, only ten years younger,
more successful as an author and
possessed of a slightly more expensive
education. We have only met once but
helping you stumble to the Court House
Metro station in Northern Virginia was
a highlight of my summer. I learned a
lot that night. Most notably, I
learned the term "manheim" which I will
cherish and use as if I invented it.
Finally, someone who's more obsessed
with bitchy girls than I am! Bennett,
would you take it as a compliment if I
say you haven't changed a bit since
4th grade? except that you use bigger
words and sleep with men now...
looooves strident bitches, although to be
fair this conversation was related to me
second-hand, in front of him. Roseanne
Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Anne Coulter (!),
Eleanor of Aquitane-- if she's a strident
bitch, Bennett loves her, which gives me
a GREAT idea for a children's book.
the car on a cold, rainy friday night and
wait for the tow truck to arrive rather
than doing any number of more
worthwhile activities that he could have
opted for. Maybe if I'd said my "hail
Marys" today like he says I should, I
wouldnt have hit the pothole.
Crime...we were so bored with our
reading group we staged "THE YAWN"
which our teacher, who shall remain
nameless...didn't so much
appriciate..we had to put our heads in
our cubbies, and eat our own fecies..ok
just kidding, but the yawn part really did
happen, it was great..Theres only one
thing that Bennett did that PISSED me
off, and that was using the cutsie
puppet approach to win for some dinky
seat on student council..damn i wanted
that!!!- I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT
THES BEST!!!- and yes, i pre ordered
your book...you amaze me!-d2
Luckily I have a photographic memory.
Oh Bennet! So tender and delicious.
So like me, only ten years younger,
more successful as an author and
possessed of a slightly more expensive
education. We have only met once but
helping you stumble to the Court House
Metro station in Northern Virginia was
a highlight of my summer. I learned a
lot that night. Most notably, I
learned the term "manheim" which I will
cherish and use as if I invented it.
with bitchy girls than I am! Bennett,
would you take it as a compliment if I
say you haven't changed a bit since
4th grade? except that you use bigger
words and sleep with men now...
rearview.