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I think I'm the funniest human on the planet.
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"What can one say about oneself? Well, i'm hot. and funny.
and hot. ok, maybe not hot. but funny. maybe a little.
well,..."
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學校（其他）:
Las Vegas Academy of Int'l Studies, Performing and Visual Arts
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學院 / 大學:
Ball State University, 參加 1998 - 2001, 年 2001, 學士學位, stuff
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職業:
Actor, and... ?
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社交團體:
Future members of AA
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興趣愛好:
long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, kiddie porn
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最喜歡的書:
Anything by Keroauac, Anais Nin, Barbara Kingsolver. Sweet Valley High
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最喜歡的電影:
Valley of the Dolls, The Care Bears Movie, A Nightmare on Elm Street (the entire series, even ). Basically anything gory or campy or starring Johnny Depp. (Preferably all three...)
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最喜歡的音樂:
Sensitive singer-songwriters, preferably penniless ones in the subway
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最喜歡的電視節目:
I am sad to say that my TV is fixed and now i'm readdicted. But I don't know any of the shows on. If I had cable i would watch Insomniac with Dave Attell for the rest of my life.
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關於我:
What can one say about oneself? Well, i'm hot. and funny.
and hot. ok, maybe not hot. but funny. maybe a little.
well, when i'm drunk. ok. when i'm really drunk. and maybe
only when YOU'RE really drunk.
yeah. that describes me. i'm gonna go cry now.
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我想要結識的人:
People who love flip flops and acoustic guitars. people who
own a gerber and/or leatherman and/or maglight. People who
know what those are. People who love poetry and life. And
cheesecake. Hard workers. Hard players. Friends of Adam's.
Boys with glasses and spiky hair. Pretty people. Someone who knows what a lexicographer is. Someone who might want to sleep with me.
Actually, the latter will do. The rest are perks.
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usual) and I look at Tiiu's Friendster
page (again, as per usual) and my boss
walks by just as I read "kiddie porn",
which I say out loud. Why? I don't
know. It just happened. I also lol-ed.
For real though. My boss pauses
outside my office door. And then walks
away.
So now my boss hits me up for Kiddie
Porn.
I'm lying about that part. But he did look
at me funny.
She can work a stipper pole and do your
make up at the same time. Plus she's
super keen and makes me laugh --- even
if it is only through text these days...
MMMMMMMMM TIIU!
freshman in a skirt made of ties,
playing a shitty piano for a shittier
production of a Stephen Schwartz
mistake...and Tiiu was a GODDESS with
Jayne Mansfield hair and a voice that
could make you wet even as if shattered
glass...I was in her apartment once and
I thought I would die.
Anyway, I haven't really seen her for
four years so this is probably creepy.
New headshots like whoa.
Where do you get off being the most
gorgeous creature ever??
(Answer: Probably anywhere you like.)
I love you more than cake!
provided of course Tiiu lets me wear
what Bob Mackie and I spent YEARS
designing. How many S's are there in
fiber optic headdress? Tiiu knows.
Maybe I'll even do a little hunting for
the feast -- a little venison perhaps?
Enough! Champagne wishes and caviar for
everyone! God, our wedding is going to
be beautiful!!!!
I love her more than Thai BBQ (sorry,
Adam, it's true! ;)), I have a
picture of her with peanut butter on
her nose, and we've seen eachother
puke. A lot.
Lots and lots of puking.
We wrote the best parody song EVER
together. Really, we could probably
make money off of it. Well, maybe not
but it makes people laugh anyway.
She knows the significance of the Big
Butt Bear dance, as well as the Slap
Your Ass While You Wiggle It dance and
the lauded Arrest Me dance. She knows
what it means to have a magical
backpack of alcohol and if I smell my
hand we laugh cause it's phunney. She
knows and misses the Continental
smell. Her dad is the BEST interior
decorator of all time.
It's like saying TIME is LINEAR!
Anyway. She knows what a hot bitch
she is. I miss her sweet ass. And
her Sarafaian sombrero.
Tiiu. I know a lot of girls that can
sing their asses off. And I know a lot
of girls who can rock a cowboy hat. But
there only ine girl I know who can sing
her ass off and rock the pink cowboy
hat like a rock star. Tiiu....hope u
aint hurting them to bad in NY
Especially when she gets really drunk
and well we all know what comes next!!!
i love my drunk ass t. just fyi, i have
paid for taking your picture while you
puked in a bathroom. i wont say how i
paid, but i paid.
sometimes she yaks and we have to pull
over on the side of the road somewhere
in pennsylvania (over pull?)--which
leads me to another reason why we're
friends:
we're word nerds
yes i are
tiiu if i were you, i wouldn't approve
this testimonial
because of it's inordinate lameness
but OLIVE YOU!!!!!!