Matthew

      "I'm pretty much interested in anything that I know nothing about...especially when it comes to people's food or culture...."

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      • Sean
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      • I met Matthew at a traffic school
        class he was teaching. It was supposed
        to be one of those "laugh all day
        courses but I guess the comedian never
        showed. After class he asked me to
        help him polish off some wine he had
        stashed in the bushes near the "G
        Street and he promised to teach me how
        to use hippy sticks. He was gushing
        until I told him that I only used
        hippy sticks to stab burn-outs with
        bongos and wine was for cloak wearin'
        fairies. I guess I should have just
        chilled and held my tounge but I was
        pretty hung over. We reconciled later
        that evening over a few pints and some
        rare Franky Goes to Hollywood 12's he
        had.
      • John
      • Posted
      • I first met Matthew at a Wham concert
        at Marriot's Great America. He came up
        to me with an idea for a pyramid scheme
        involving antacid pills. He was totally
        into the music and the foam around his
        lips hinted that he had had entirely
        too much sun that day. His eyes were
        filled with fire as he lectured about
        the beauty of Tibetan chant and the
        CIA's involvement in the Hubble
        Telescope. He had a noticeably large
        bump on his head. As his speech reach
        fever pitch I couldn't help but notice
        the strange men in the crowd eying this
        guy; they were trying to blend in, but
        their black trench coats stuck out in
        the sea of "Choose Life tees. When he
        caught on to their presence he shook my
        hand and said to meet him at an oxygen
        bar in Marin. He handed some guy a
        Russian to English dictionary and sped
        off yelling, "Fakers!

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