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"My favorite color is green. I like elephants.
My first name is Dabney. My last name is House.
I am beautiful and foul and..."
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supermarket brand love either; this is
the good stuff.
me. I love you, Dabney, even though
you're going to get me sued for sexual
harassment some day.
"That's sexual harassment, and I don't
have to take it. It violates me, and it
violates the law!"
box. :-)
egg. Being a creative and
unconventional individual, he placed his
future meal in the microwave, set the
timer, and went back to his room.
*Bang*
When Rafed went to investigate, he found
pieces of egg shell and a mess of egg
innards in the microwave.
Unfazed by this minor setback, Rafed
cleaned up the mess and set out to
improve his cooking methodology.
So he put the egg in a bowl of water first.
Microwave set, back to the room.
*BANG*
This time, the egg had exploded out the
microwave, charring the microwave
shield, blasting the door open, and
leaving its remains splattered across
the opposite wall.
The door never quite closed right again
after that.
of the family, I was _always_ a
friend. It is an HONOR to now be
Dabney's friendster. Dabney has the
greatest friends!!