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      Megan Lynn
      Female, 30, Married, Los Angeles, CAMore
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      • Sean
      • Posted
      • Many years ago, I found myself stranded and lost on the vicious tundra of the Aleutian Islands. I was cold, dehydrated, and suffering from exposure. Suddenly, like an arctic mirage, a small inuit child approached, riding atop her trusty reindeer Ch'ney. That small child gave me a meal of whale blubber and a warm pair of Mukluks to keep my feet warm as she singlehandedly built an igloo and set a signal fire. I survived my arctic hell, and established a scholarship fund so that Eskimeg could learn the art of gun repair at DeVry University. Upon reaching adulthood, she spat upon my gesture by attending Duke University. I have since joined in our President's efforts to drill the hell out of that arctic wasteland for the sweet sweet crude oil which our God has promised us. Thanks, Meg!
      • Nick
      • Posted
      • Megan is such a good friend that she
        writes testimonials. anyway lets just
        say that megan and i became "friends"
        the first time we met when we were both
        really wasted. best friendship i ever had.
      • Hieronymous
      • Posted
      • geez megan. don't you think it's time
        to update the old profile? you are,
        d'apres tout, married and all. how does
        wade feel about your lack of friendster
        honesty?
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • If you don't know the one and only Megan
        Lynn, y'all be missing out yo. If memory
        serves me correctly, she is the sole
        reason I survived our high school
        theater productions with my sanity
        intact (not that I had much to work
        with, but she held it together). Though
        I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the girl
        since the day we graduated (sad),
        judging by the photo of her in the Hulk
        gloves she's still as wacky as I
        remember. Good to see some things never
        change.
      • Hieronymous
      • Posted
      • I can vouch for Megan Lynn. I first
        came into contact with this sublime
        creature when the popular girls made me
        clean up their lunch-time trash.
        Megan's house had the best snacks ever.
        Cinnamon Sugar poptarts, the famed milk
        ice, and over 10,000 varieties of
        cereal. One time we ordered a pizza and
        interviewed the delivery guy about the
        experience, then we taped my feet. It
        was riveting, as is everything in the
        life of Megan Lynn. She is an
        empassioned supporter of Duke [DOOK]
        basketball and standing up for the
        little guy. Megan Lynn will kick your
        ass if you don't watch it.
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Through limited exposure to Megan, I
        offer three insights:
        1) She works for a major television
        network.
        2) She has an infectious laugh.
        3) She is tenacious.

        The first is relevant for those who
        work in the industry.
        Were Friendster' not a coastal niche
        phenomenon and an actual
        intercontinental bridge it would be
        necessary to specify the industry as
        the entertainment industry.

        The second insight is indicative of
        what is past and what, should you
        encounter Megan, is your future.

        The last is solely an explanation for
        how after my swearing off Friendster'
        forever, she has somehow convinced me
        to draft a testimonial for her. Those
        who doubt need but proof.
      • Wade
      • Posted
      • Megan is a master of all trades and a
        jack of none... wait, how does that
        phrase go again?
      • Employee
      • Posted
      • Megan is a bossy employee. The way she
        lords over the Employees of Respective
        Months, you'd think she was Employee of
        the Year or something, but she's not.
        She's just bossy. And she refers to
        herself in the third person.
      • MWillyB
      • Posted
      • I am annoyed Megan is not using her
        Hulk hands photo as her main one. Yes,
        I am doing this instead of working on
        our website. Less brainpower which I
        certainly have less of. Megan is a kick
        ass director and the creator of my
        favorite sketch comedy group and amazes
        me with her strength and conviction to
        not be completely weirded out by Wade's
        toe (if you've seen, you know). Get
        Megan drunk and she'll tell you exactly
        what she thinks of ya... and anything
        else for that matter! EOTM!
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • M's better than top shelf; she belongs
        in one of those little locked cabinets
        with the glace face. You know the
        ones I'm talking about, with all those
        wonderful bottles containing elixers
        too wonderful to be known by the likes
        of you. But no, you'd never find her
        amongst her own. She's too
        egalitarian to secret herself away
        from the little people. She roams
        free range, letting us all taste the
        wonders of the forbiden chest. Not
        that she's a slut or anything...

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