The Lord of All Things Fried to a Crunchy Golden Brown maniacal laughter filled the corridors. It seemed the Colonel had let too much information slip already. "10 herbs!" he shrieked. "One more and I will bring this industry to it's knees!"
Who I Want to Meet:
Willie Aames, he played Buddy on Charles In Charge and is now the "star" of the Bibleman series. I don't even really want to meet the guy. I just want to get close enough so that he can see me laughing and pointing at him.
Jack was so drunk last night that I probably
don't have to apologize for taking him to
some party where he felt like the out-of-
place indie rock drummer dude. You had
fun, remember? Oh, you don't remember
anything? Cool. Let's keep it that way.
Jack I dunno bout you but I sure feel
real good when i pop in "airborn". Its
like surfin on your bed meets street
smart, wrong side o' the tracks
bladin', stayin outta bully's evil
ways. Dood that line killed me on your
interests. Man we are gonna have comedy
central in the hood every day can NOT
wait to chill. Rebecca also thinks you
are the shizz. So keep on keepin on
fanny.
Jack is good. He is one class act type of
guy. On our one year anniversary he
bought me a 40 of Bud Lite (obviously a step
up from the usual Colt 45) and made me
watch Harry Potter. We're going to get him
on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and
pretend like we're getting married or
something. Or we may dress up as the
Osbourne team and give people
autographs. So great. Did I mention that
Jack is good? Oh, and we so have the
same last name. Ok, well, mine is actually
fabulous, but close enough.
I've rapped over this dudes beats back in the
day, He also layed down some of the sickest
rhymes I've heard this Millenium. I now long
for a reunion of the Beat Lab, come on Jack
return my phone calls, the Boy Band thing
didn't pan out for me, and flipping burgers is
ruining my complexion.
God bless the "fantastic"
we will be bring the boomers brigade to
williamsburg...... the posse will form
to bring coolness, and sweetness to the
masses. the brigade is here to stay
baby!!!!!!!
ankles. Fuckin brilliant-- but we all
knew that already.
fanna fo fastic me my mo mastic
FANTASTIC!!
Jack and he will get tired of feeding
my cat.
don't have to apologize for taking him to
some party where he felt like the out-of-
place indie rock drummer dude. You had
fun, remember? Oh, you don't remember
anything? Cool. Let's keep it that way.
real good when i pop in "airborn". Its
like surfin on your bed meets street
smart, wrong side o' the tracks
bladin', stayin outta bully's evil
ways. Dood that line killed me on your
interests. Man we are gonna have comedy
central in the hood every day can NOT
wait to chill. Rebecca also thinks you
are the shizz. So keep on keepin on
fanny.
guy. On our one year anniversary he
bought me a 40 of Bud Lite (obviously a step
up from the usual Colt 45) and made me
watch Harry Potter. We're going to get him
on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and
pretend like we're getting married or
something. Or we may dress up as the
Osbourne team and give people
autographs. So great. Did I mention that
Jack is good? Oh, and we so have the
same last name. Ok, well, mine is actually
fabulous, but close enough.
day, He also layed down some of the sickest
rhymes I've heard this Millenium. I now long
for a reunion of the Beat Lab, come on Jack
return my phone calls, the Boy Band thing
didn't pan out for me, and flipping burgers is
ruining my complexion.
we will be bring the boomers brigade to
williamsburg...... the posse will form
to bring coolness, and sweetness to the
masses. the brigade is here to stay
baby!!!!!!!
limit.
okay, that's me about jack.