I love Friendster. I am an overweight, unattractive guy with almost no real-life friends. On Friendster, I am a ravishing bisexual woman who is into polyamory, polyf*ckery, paganism, unix, and any other sexual words I can think of.
I come onto guys left and right. I have over 1,300 people as friends but not a single one knows my true identity. A little sweet talking and suggestions and I get the guys to send me checks to help out with poor little me's rent this month cos the bad landlord raised my rates, and my poor cat Whiskers needs chemotherapy.
At almost twenty-five, Derek Moore has already accomplished a great deal in his life. Derek has not only become an accomplished computer technician and entrepreneur, he has also been a supporter of the arts, an independent publisher, and activist.
A visionary, a philosohper, an artist (both visual, musical, technical, satirical and martial) Derek is karate chopping his way through the boundaries of our society.
Derek is one of the few people to have met the Messiah on numerous occassions and sent him many emails. No one can stop him!
Derek is everywhere, behind every corner, behind ever door, behind every stove, he sees most and knows some. On the day that he was born a rainbow shot across the sky and landed on the highest peak of the highest hill and a baboon walked forth carrying a lion cub and said, "Behold, we have a feast." Derek was not available to comment, because he was just born that day, but psychically he could feel it. He could taste that lion cub, and it was
Derek is really cool. He is always thinking of other people and trying to help out his friends. He looks like one of the three musketeers and is handy with a sword.
Derek didn't seem to think that the LDAP daemon thing could be responsible for the Linux operating system hanging in the boot cycle.
To this day, I disagree.
Also he has a mystical t-shirt, which the ancient Egyptians believed to have once been the property of Osiris, the lord of the Underworld. According to the legend, this t-shirt bestows upon its owner the power to have whatever he (or she) wants, whenever he (or she) wants it.
Some day, I will find this shirt and from that day forward the balance of world power will be forever altered.
There was this guy and he was a maniac and was really really depressed because, for all his intelligence, he kept getting picked on by jocks. But he just sat in his desk and kept getting smarter and smarter and then this REALLY hot chick ended up liking him and that gave his self-esteem a boost and he wasn't so easily derided by the jocks anymore. But he was still lacking something. It turns out that the alleviation of stress is not the same as success, so he set out in the world to conquer something. What, he wondered, could he possibly conquer, being just a weak and silly, though intelligent and somewhat handsome, guy? He thought and he thought, and then the idea came upon him. Maybe, he figured, I could befriend someone who is all the things I am not PLUS all the things I am (minus a few things) and earn his trust, and then STAB HIM MERCILESSLY IN THE BACK over and over again? Well, this idea was so appealing to him that he decided to give it a try - now he is President of the USA!
A visionary, a philosohper, an artist (both visual, musical, technical, satirical and martial) Derek is karate chopping his way through the boundaries of our society.
Derek is one of the few people to have met the Messiah on numerous occassions and sent him many emails. No one can stop him!
Derek is everywhere, behind every corner, behind ever door, behind every stove, he sees most and knows some. On the day that he was born a rainbow shot across the sky and landed on the highest peak of the highest hill and a baboon walked forth carrying a lion cub and said, "Behold, we have a feast." Derek was not available to comment, because he was just born that day, but psychically he could feel it. He could taste that lion cub, and it was
To this day, I disagree.
Also he has a mystical t-shirt, which the ancient Egyptians believed to have once been the property of Osiris, the lord of the Underworld. According to the legend, this t-shirt bestows upon its owner the power to have whatever he (or she) wants, whenever he (or she) wants it.
Some day, I will find this shirt and from that day forward the balance of world power will be forever altered.