Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners

Sep 2003

Chicago

Borders on Michigan Avenue for the last year. Cost Plus World Market for 3 years before that, and Sportmart for 5 years before that.

http://profiles.friendster.com/2184078

After a brief stint at Flatpoint High, I attended West Beverly High School with my good friends Brandon, Brenda, Kelly, Donna, Valerie, Steve, David, Dylan and sometimes Emily Valentine.

Sales Manager

Pop Culture of any kind, TV, Movies, Books, Music, Art, design, love my coloring books and crayons, enjoy porn, mostly straight porn, hot nasty sex, my Lite Brite, traveling, gettin' my drank on...

I can't read. Okay, I can read, and you'd think that I would read alot, considering I run a twenty million dollar bookstore. However, my attention span being what it is, I'm lucky if I can get through an entire Entertainment Weekly without either getting distracted or losing interest.

Mostly Comedies...Bullets Over Broadway, Romy and Michelle, Clueless, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Showgirls, Bring It On, Scary Movie, Overboard, 9 to 5

Like everything but country...sorry, Cowboy, I just don't get it. Love Bjork, Sade, Massive Attack, Pat Benatar, Olive, 80's Hair Metal, Missy Elliott, The Carpenters, Snoop Dog, James Taylor, Fleetwood Mac, Sarah McLachlan, Deee-Lite, Melissa Etheridge, Prodigy, Coldplay, and all the Top 40 cheese you can shake a stick at. Damn you, lead singer of Maroon 5, why do you have to be so fucking hot?

Buffy, (seriously the best show ever...) Strangers with Candy, Sealab 2021, VH1's Best Week Ever, My So-called Life, America's Next Top Model, Popular, Saturday Night Live, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and just about any piece of crap the E network cuts loose.

My friend Jeff said my profile was lame because there was nothing in it. I think it's hard because I find it difficult to describe yourself in such a limited format and accurately represent yourself. Plus there are SO many things I like, so many movies, so much music, etc. that it's impossible to list everything. Plus people get all judgy on you from a single paragraph. But I gave it a shot. here goes...
I'm hilarious. Ok, not always hilarious, but I like to laugh all the time at everything and everybody. I like hearing a joke as much as I like telling one. I like having a good time no matter what's happening and I typically surround myself with people who feel the same way.
I also love to eat. Pizza, pasta, chicken pot pies, Thai food, cheesecake, ice cream sandwiches, Chef Boyardee cans of anything, sushi, Girl Scout Cookies, Rice-a-Roni, quiches with bacon and cheese, Spam (or any other processed lunchmeat), grilled cheese, cereal, and just about any fast food you can find. If given a choice between going to the gym and a Whopper combo with cheese, It's gonna be me and the King throwin' down...
However, I will not eat meat off the bone, such as chicken legs, ribs of any kind, buffalo wings, etc. I also won't eat anything that involves crunching into a casing...no hot dogs, brats, polish sausages, not even a Slim Jim. No casings. Blecchh...
I'm creative and like to make things and fix things. Like finding one-of-a-kind scores in resale shops, thrift stores ar antique shops. Jesus Christ, that is SO gay.

If you're funny, sarcastic, have a sick sense of humor, or have something interesting to share, I would love to talk to you. If you are none of those things, but are incredibly hot, I would also love to talk to you.