James

Television Promotions

Movies, writing, cartooning, animation, and a more-than-healthy-dose of drinking and debauchery

Big fan of classics and non-fiction. Admitably I haven't read too many new things in a long time. Two favorites would be Dicken's "Great Expectations" and Melville's "Moby Dick"

Happiness, The Lord of the Rings films, Amadeus, Little Shop of Horrors, Sunset Blvd, The Producers, Empire of the Sun, American Beauty, About Schmidt

What? Like bands? Nerf Herder, MXPX, Bif Naked, Good Charollote, Blink 182, Green Day, I Voted For Kodos, Matchbox 20, They Might Be Giants, Reel Big Fish, REM, Soul Coughing, Stroke 9, The Suburban Legends

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and damn near any documentary on the History "The H stands for Hitler" Channel

Humorist, artist, bitter nut...you can decide for yourself.

I'm a graduate of Southern Illinois University Carbondale
and now work as a promotions writer/producer for a local
television station (Top 3 network...none of that PBS
crap). I live my life in perpetual fear of just about
anything, including germs, people with scary teeth, too
many plants in one location, all forms of insects, radios
with the base turned up too high, small dogs, clowns,
people with twitches, public toilets, heights, long
bridges, long tunnels, small spaces, poor hygeine
practices, anyone in the food service industry, tanning
beds, being burried alive, and a constant panic that I
might have creatures laying eggs inside me as a result of
using a public toilet in my childhood.

What do you mean meet? I don't really know if I'd want
anyone coming to my house and touching my things...but if
you'd like to drop a line to let me know you exist, that'd
be just fine...as long as you don't scare the hell out of
me.