Becc restores my faith in humanity and
I love her more than key lime pie. We
both like guys with freckles cuz',
well, they're really hot. We started
reading Moby Dick on the exact same
day... seriously, what's up with that?
Is it a message from the whale gods
above? I think it is.
Rebecca's left eye needs to stop talking so much
shit about me. Hey Mr. Left Eye, want to know what
happens to eye's that mouth off? Why don' you ask
your buddy, Mr. Right Eye. He'll tell you. Watch your
shit, man.
In an alternate universe Rebecca and I are
married, run a workshop where we teach
people to abandon their bullshit careers and
just do what they've always wanted to do, and
own a very popular chain of mix tape stores.
We also laugh at little old ladies who steal a
rediculous amount of gift bags from a sick
kids charity event.
Becca is such an incredible potato that
she will love you even when you drop off
the face of the earth and behave like a
terrible no good very bad friend.
Especially because you live 3 blocks
away and you shouldn't be forgiven.
Anyway, she'll love you and even forgive
you. I hope.
well but she's really fun and has
always been really nice to me and
always has interesting shoes... :P
I love her more than key lime pie. We
both like guys with freckles cuz',
well, they're really hot. We started
reading Moby Dick on the exact same
day... seriously, what's up with that?
Is it a message from the whale gods
above? I think it is.
P.S. Have a bitchin' summer!
shit about me. Hey Mr. Left Eye, want to know what
happens to eye's that mouth off? Why don' you ask
your buddy, Mr. Right Eye. He'll tell you. Watch your
shit, man.
be straight-up, hard-core homie yo...
everybody likes her and I'm totally
down with her tizight style-izzle.
married, run a workshop where we teach
people to abandon their bullshit careers and
just do what they've always wanted to do, and
own a very popular chain of mix tape stores.
We also laugh at little old ladies who steal a
rediculous amount of gift bags from a sick
kids charity event.
see you again?
running around Vegas with "The Goods",
who ironically turned out to be pretty bad...
she will love you even when you drop off
the face of the earth and behave like a
terrible no good very bad friend.
Especially because you live 3 blocks
away and you shouldn't be forgiven.
Anyway, she'll love you and even forgive
you. I hope.