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      • Mishal
      • Posted
      • Pee when ya gotta pee when ya gotta!
        no customer is more important than
        thee bladder
      • Jasmine
      • Posted
      • HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ... ;)
      • MikaMiko
      • Posted
      • damn maria...those two dudes in your
        picture are soooo fuuiiine.
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • I love this womyn. She is a good womyn.
        Maria is the only person I have ever
        met in my entire life that I see eye to
        eye with. I have never heard her utter
        a syllable that I did not agree with.
        This might not be much to some, but to
        me it is mas bueno que todos. In this
        place I am I generally feel that I am
        the insane one, since everyone I meet
        seems insane to me and they all have
        the same delusions. With Maria out
        there I can rest assured that the world
        and life and humans and shit are
        actually good and maybe worth more than
        a bucket of cold piss. I want to drink
        Maria's blood, because I am veganic,
        not despite it. And when I finally
        leave this mortal coil, my pretty
        corpse will be thrown on the butcher
        block, but Maria has called dibs on the
        parts of me needed for the primo Alex
        Jerky, she is going to eat that shit
        for years afterwards.

        For real, real.
        -A
      • Kerry
      • Posted
      • i love maria, she fu#king rules, but i
        have to say that her brother Silviano
        is my favorite boy in the whole world!!
        In fact, i enjoy all of the children in
        maria's family, but i haven't met the
        two youngest. the other day i asked
        maria if i could have a look at them ,
        but she insisted that they were too
        sleepy or something. oh well, i least i
        got very full on macaroni and chreese.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Maria is super ultra nice. She makes it
        perfectly clear that Sean Johnson works
        with HER, and not her working with
        Sean.
      • jenniFURBURGER
      • Posted
      • maria is always so beesee, too too
        beesee. she is still thee bestest
        though. girl, i love you like no other.
        <33, the baybeeee.
      • Kris
      • Posted
      • Its all about bumpin booty with the
        tortilla master. Sippin fortys and
        listening to easy e with this sucka.
        She be oldschool muthafuka. Paisa crew
        foo.

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