Dave Taylor has the potential to be one of the
greatest comedians of our generation. He's
very intelligent, fearless and honest. I thought
about saying something rude yet funny about
him, but I can't. I think he's a solid comic with
big things for the future.
Reading Dave's testimonials page, I
find myself imagining the roiling sea of
drugs and sex in which he must be
drowning. Oh my bad did I say "drugs
and sex?" I meant "smug retards who
overestimate themselves."
You know how there are high functioning
alcoholics? I suspect that Dave is a
case of a low functioning non-
alcoholic. Am I right? Or am I
right? or am I right? or am I right?
am I right? or am I right? or am I
right?
i came to know david over a two day
binge of activity featuring illicit
chemicals, drag, coin-operated
machinery, viking helmets, hurled
alcohol, karaoke thai, sullied clothing
scattered with abandon, several
restrooms (some with intriguing
posters), and tragedy. he lives up to
the legends you will read below. get
in now before he is pure, unadulterated
icon.
please note the *clean* and *clutter-
free* background in david's new
friendster picture. also, notice that
the bed has been made. want to go
visit david in his new apartment now?
sure you do.
I've done everything I can do to get David to take
down this toilet picture. It eats away at me. It has
invaded my subconscious. One night I dreamt that
I was violently scrubbing away at a filthy bathroom
and when I awoke I struggled to interpret the
hidden meaning. It was only later, when I logged
into friendster and saw David's toilet staring back at
me that I realized there was no hidden meaning --
just too much exposure to Dave Taylor's friendster
pic. In spite of this one glitch in our friendstership,
I really, really like David. (But seriously, please take
down that picture -- it's not even your toilet
anymore!)
Posted
Daisy is right... Dave is definitely
tall enough to rape a large portion of
the female population..
Posted
Daisy, truer words have never been
written. Too bad David will never be
able to accurately decipher or
interpret what they mean. That's part
of his charm and a greater part of his
lack thereof.
Testimonials and Comments for David
greatest comedians of our generation. He's
very intelligent, fearless and honest. I thought
about saying something rude yet funny about
him, but I can't. I think he's a solid comic with
big things for the future.
find myself imagining the roiling sea of
drugs and sex in which he must be
drowning. Oh my bad did I say "drugs
and sex?" I meant "smug retards who
overestimate themselves."
friendster page, I have to say that he
knows some stupid ass people.
especially fathers is never a good
thing... unless you like em fucked up.
alcoholics? I suspect that Dave is a
case of a low functioning non-
alcoholic. Am I right? Or am I
right? or am I right? or am I right?
am I right? or am I right? or am I
right?
binge of activity featuring illicit
chemicals, drag, coin-operated
machinery, viking helmets, hurled
alcohol, karaoke thai, sullied clothing
scattered with abandon, several
restrooms (some with intriguing
posters), and tragedy. he lives up to
the legends you will read below. get
in now before he is pure, unadulterated
icon.
free* background in david's new
friendster picture. also, notice that
the bed has been made. want to go
visit david in his new apartment now?
sure you do.
down this toilet picture. It eats away at me. It has
invaded my subconscious. One night I dreamt that
I was violently scrubbing away at a filthy bathroom
and when I awoke I struggled to interpret the
hidden meaning. It was only later, when I logged
into friendster and saw David's toilet staring back at
me that I realized there was no hidden meaning --
just too much exposure to Dave Taylor's friendster
pic. In spite of this one glitch in our friendstership,
I really, really like David. (But seriously, please take
down that picture -- it's not even your toilet
anymore!)
tall enough to rape a large portion of
the female population..
written. Too bad David will never be
able to accurately decipher or
interpret what they mean. That's part
of his charm and a greater part of his
lack thereof.