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Waffles
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"My name is Waffles and i'm way cuter than you. Meow. I like
to lay around all day and be cute. I love my catnip. That..."
More about Waffles
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Occupation:
Being professionally adorable
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Hobbies and Interests:
Doin' it with other fine pussy, eating, sleeping, being cute, begging, milk, meow
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Favorite Books:
High Times, Hustler, The Little Engine That Could, National Geographic, meow
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Favorite Movies:
Lilo & Stitch, Cats & Dogs, Stuart Little, 101 Dalmations, Pussyman Goes To College, meow
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Favorite Music:
Iron Maiden, Opeth, Skid Row, New Kids On The Block, Slayer, New Found Glory, Hot Cross, Nelly, meow
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything on Animal Planet, meow
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About Me:
My name is Waffles and i'm way cuter than you. Meow. I like
to lay around all day and be cute. I love my catnip. That
shit gets me hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh! I had a really adorable
picture up here but the meaniehead that runs Friendster
took it down because i'm not human. That fucker. I hope to
fix that situation sometime soon. Meow.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Fine pussy who's into the idea of doin' the ultimate to
Maiden and won't steal my catnip. Meow.
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saw Waffles hanging out on the roof-
top. Chris said "Who is that?" and I
said "Damn, that Waffles is one HOTT
cat!"
waffles took advantage of me. She is
a strong cat. I cried for weeks after
that. fuck you waffles fuck you...you
never called
than me? im way jealous.
pussy...prrrr gimme some of that pussy!
IM DEMANDING THE PUSSY!! ITS SO GOOD I
CANT HOLD BACK ANY LONGER!!! OH WAFFLES
HOW I LOVE THEE!!!!!
Waffles gets me lifted. Holla!
cuddles with me
me wrong... that shit's HOT. me and
him, we just roll around in the
catnip 'til dawn, you know?
and he totally owns 2512! nothing but
love for waffles the cat!