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      • Lori
      • Posted
      • Please come back to L.A. Jenny Love
        Cakes misses you. I saw her at the
        pizza shop writing "Don't Eat The
        Meatballs" on the wall. What the shit
        does THAT mean? That could ruin a
        man's career!!!!! That's like going
        into Burger King and saying "Don't eat
        the Hamburger". Fo Shizzle!
      • Pam
      • Posted
      • One drunk night with Chaney in good
        old Vero Beach!!!
        I tried to teach Chaney how Wisconsin
        girls pee outside during our good-old
        corn field parties. Well we were both
        very drunk and decided to go for a
        walk to get more beer @ 2:30am. We
        got half way to the gas station and
        damn Chaney had to go pee. So I told
        her to pee outside because I was
        walking back. I said she needed to
        find an incline so the pee holls down
        hill. So she found a ditch to pee
        down. Well being drunk and trying to
        stand, hold her pants, and pee was to
        much and she fell down the ditch. The
        ditch was just any ordinary ditch it
        was a damn canal that was the deepest
        one in Vero.(20ft drop) Ass hanging
        out, pants around the ankles,
        screaming all the way down in to the
        dirty mucky smell water. It was the
        funniest fucking thing! We'll have to
        do it again same day Chaney.
      • Going
      • Posted
      • Why Chaney is cool:
        1. She can do actual New Kids On the
        Block dance moves.
        2. In her words, "I'm a grown-ass woman
        and I LOOOOVE Britney Spears!"
        3. She talks with her hands.
        4. She can "Shake that booty all up and
        down, go round-and-round, go round-and-
        round."
        5. She knows how to Reel IT IN!!!
        6. She always picks me up on the corner.
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • Everytime I hear MY SISTA or read
        something MY SISTA writes....i.g. her
        profile....I laugh my ass off. i just
        wish i could steal that hamster that's
        turning things in her brain!! and keep
        it for myself...ah ah ah LOVE YOU GIRL
      • Lori
      • Posted
      • First Testimonial....Fuck Yeah. Chaney
        Mash-Nash..the only person EVER
        allowed to call me "Lennon Cakes".
        Chaney is the raddest bass player I
        know.(RIGHTEOUS BITCH...WHAT WHAT?)
        She is also the only female I would
        ever be in a band with (well, her and
        Pat Benatar maybe). This bitch is my
        most favorite person I have met since
        I moved to the West Coast. Me and
        Chaney's like Peas and Carrotts.
        Whatever THAT means. Chaney knows
        that just because you know Simon Rex,
        that DOES NOT make you more fun than
        the Legend. The most prolific words
        ever spoken from Chaney's mouth
        were "Lennon, there is a time and a
        place for everything". Apparently an
        art gallery is NOT the time or place
        to get wasted and belligerent. Maybe
        if she told me that BEFORE I hit the
        free red bull & vodka, things would
        have been different. A little known
        fact about Chaney's cat: Shorty has
        seen the movie "Chicago" 67 times and
        counting! A little known fact about
        Chaney: She secretly wants to be
        Catherine Zeta Jones.

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