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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Los Angeles, CA
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Chaney's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2204631
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Other education:
Vero Beach High School, Washtenaw, Eastern Mich
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Occupation:
dancer on Soul Train
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What I enjoy doing:
I love all pop-culture, it's sick...and I am ok to admit it. I like shows, music, Howard Stern, shakin' my ass, drinking beer, shuffle-board, and anything you like to do...cause I am a follower.
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Favorite Books:
I don't read. Not because I am not interested in reading, so don't think I am dumb...but I don't know how to read. I have yet to learn. I like magazines cause I can look at the pictures. Oh yeah, I also like the Bible. Amen.
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Favorite Movies:
The Color Purple, Beetlejuice, Serial Mom, Laurel Canyon, and anything with one of the Charlie's Angels in it except for Lucy Liu...I don't give a shit about her Ally Mcbeal ass.
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Favorite Music:
Righteous Bitch, Erykah Badu, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Jill Scott, The Postal Service, India Arie, Maxeen, The Donnas, Bratmobile, Peaches, Neutral Milk Hotel, Modest Mouse, Mary (mutha-fucking) J., AC/DC, and of course BRITNEY SPEARS...what? You don't know me!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Mr. Show, Sex in the City, Thunder Cats, the Golden Girls, Facts of Life, The Today Show, and whatever trash MTV can throw together with either Britney, Madonna, or kissing involved.
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About Me:
I am with out a doubt the funniest person I know...oh yeah,
and I am really humble. Just kidding. I am not humble. No,
I am. But, I was kidding about being the funniest person I
know. No, I wasn't. Anyway, I like people and people like
me...at least to my face. Ok, people either like me for me,
my money, or my hot ass. Shit, who am I kidding...probably
all of the above. I can do a mean Cher impression, start a
great bar fight, have a cute pussy(whoop whoop Shorty)cat,
and have been told I have awesome knees. Oh and I play the
bass in RIGHTEOUS BITCH... I could go on and on, but I am
running out of space.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone that thinks they can keep up. People who are not
offended by my horrible spelling or my dirrrty
mouth/mind...cunt face...just testing the waters. Oh, and
by the way...if you love me, you have to love my
friends..cause they are all people I would FUCK...still
testing the waters!
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Cakes misses you. I saw her at the
pizza shop writing "Don't Eat The
Meatballs" on the wall. What the shit
does THAT mean? That could ruin a
man's career!!!!! That's like going
into Burger King and saying "Don't eat
the Hamburger". Fo Shizzle!
old Vero Beach!!!
I tried to teach Chaney how Wisconsin
girls pee outside during our good-old
corn field parties. Well we were both
very drunk and decided to go for a
walk to get more beer @ 2:30am. We
got half way to the gas station and
damn Chaney had to go pee. So I told
her to pee outside because I was
walking back. I said she needed to
find an incline so the pee holls down
hill. So she found a ditch to pee
down. Well being drunk and trying to
stand, hold her pants, and pee was to
much and she fell down the ditch. The
ditch was just any ordinary ditch it
was a damn canal that was the deepest
one in Vero.(20ft drop) Ass hanging
out, pants around the ankles,
screaming all the way down in to the
dirty mucky smell water. It was the
funniest fucking thing! We'll have to
do it again same day Chaney.
1. She can do actual New Kids On the
Block dance moves.
2. In her words, "I'm a grown-ass woman
and I LOOOOVE Britney Spears!"
3. She talks with her hands.
4. She can "Shake that booty all up and
down, go round-and-round, go round-and-
round."
5. She knows how to Reel IT IN!!!
6. She always picks me up on the corner.
something MY SISTA writes....i.g. her
profile....I laugh my ass off. i just
wish i could steal that hamster that's
turning things in her brain!! and keep
it for myself...ah ah ah LOVE YOU GIRL
Mash-Nash..the only person EVER
allowed to call me "Lennon Cakes".
Chaney is the raddest bass player I
know.(RIGHTEOUS BITCH...WHAT WHAT?)
She is also the only female I would
ever be in a band with (well, her and
Pat Benatar maybe). This bitch is my
most favorite person I have met since
I moved to the West Coast. Me and
Chaney's like Peas and Carrotts.
Whatever THAT means. Chaney knows
that just because you know Simon Rex,
that DOES NOT make you more fun than
the Legend. The most prolific words
ever spoken from Chaney's mouth
were "Lennon, there is a time and a
place for everything". Apparently an
art gallery is NOT the time or place
to get wasted and belligerent. Maybe
if she told me that BEFORE I hit the
free red bull & vodka, things would
have been different. A little known
fact about Chaney's cat: Shorty has
seen the movie "Chicago" 67 times and
counting! A little known fact about
Chaney: She secretly wants to be
Catherine Zeta Jones.