• Fletch Lanie

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      "I AM A BONE. I AM FOOD OBSESSED, AND I LOVE ANIMALS---EXCEPT FOR SHARKS! I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE ME! ALL I WANT..."

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      • Occupation:

        BURNT ORANGE PEELS CONSTANTLY

      • Affiliations:

        HORROR ROBE!!!!

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        I LIKE TO SHINE MY JEWEL AND MAKE SURE NO ONE STEALS IT.

      • Favorite Books:

        BERKELEY PUBLIC LIBRARY, ALL TITLES

      • Favorite Movies:

        THE BEYOND

      • Favorite Music:

        LAKE OF DRACULA

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        THE SLUTTY WIVES SHOW

      • About Me:

        I AM A BONE. I AM FOOD OBSESSED, AND I LOVE ANIMALS---EXCEPT FOR SHARKS! I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE ME! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN UNDERWATER GUN SO I CAN KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL ME! IF YOU HATE SPIDERS, GROW UP. IF YOU HATE SNAKES, SO WHAT, YOURE REALLY ACTUALLY SCARED OF SEX. BUT SHARKS ARE THE ENEMY OF THE TRUE ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS HUMAN! SHARKS ARE THE ENEMY OF BEAUTY. THERE IS EVEN BEAUTY IN DEATH AND IN THE RIPPING OF FLESH, BUT NOT BY THESE MACHINES! I WISH YOU WOULD REALLY JUST LISTEN! ITS NOT ABOUT BEING IN THE WATER, THAT IS NOT WHERE THE DANGER LIES. A WORD ABOUT SHARK FIN SOUP---DO NOT EAT IT! THOUGH IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL A SENSE OF EMPOWERMENT BECAUSE YOU ARE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF ONE SHARK, IT IS NOT WORTH IT. YOU MUST KNOW THAT IF YOU EAT SHARK, YOU ARE PART SHARK.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        I WANT TO MEET A BONE LOVER. OR BONE ENTHUSIAST.

    • Testimonials and Comments for Fletch

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      • Jason
      • Posted
      • hi honey

        i'm home
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • This one time, we were tottalyy wasted
        and we were trying to pull this thing off a
        tree with a rope or extension chord, i
        can't remmeber which, but it was
        yellow. Anyway, now that i think of it i'm
        not even sure Lanie was there, but I was
        sure f-ing wasted!!!! PEACE IN THE
        MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!!! HUX!
      • Vice Cooler
      • Posted
      • THE PUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNK
        SCENE! WE ACCCEPT
        EVERYOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!
      • Vice Cooler
      • Posted
      • R WE STILL
        BRO's!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?!
        ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
        ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
      • Vince
      • Posted
      • really, lanie is THE toni morrison of
        bike reapair. under the streets... boo-
        ya... the beach.
      • Posted
      • i whispered your name thru the streets of
        san francisco, than i yelled thinking oakland
        might hear, than i howled hoping the echoes
        would reach portland....where are you my
        lost lanie??(i'm so scared)
      • Posted
      • should i cry now or cry later?? I'll
        miss you immensely. No, i would never
        call you miss. Capricorn rising for-
        evz. Lurves, gropes, and the long
        haul... RIP=Million days are over but
        Crains is here to stay
      • Chelsea
      • Posted
      • When I first met Lanie I thought that her name was
        Lady.
      • Bronwyn
      • Posted
      • when you drunkenly cry at dunes, you
        know it is love.
      • Ramu
      • Posted
      • What are the specific outcomes that I
        am committed to focusing on and
        manifesting tonight? Making a deep and
        lasting connection with Lanie by
        sharing with her the specific actions I
        will take to manifest a brand new
        Toyota Four Runner, beige in color.
        After she hears testimony of my will to
        do as I say and say as I do she will
        then entrust me will a $4,000 loan for
        immediate downpayment on my deluxe
        performance vehicle. Surrender onto me,
        have faith and I will guide you. SO BE
        IT!
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