I met him with my bestest friend in the whole
wide world, Julie, when Julie came to visit me
in New Orleans. We wore the most ridiculous
outfits we could find thinking that, of course,
New Orleans would have enough character
to do the same... needless to say we were the
oddballs there. But, what's new? It ended up
being my most memorable experience
anyway... and it made John smirk in his own
special way.
my best john story involves my catholic
parents, the old northpoint theater,
and serial mom. for those of you who
did not know, the old northpoint
theater was an awesome-$1-per-movie-
second-run theater, which was located
where a walmart has since been erected.
my parents went to see serial mom at
said theater. i believe their draw to
the film was their affinity for
kathleen turner. well, of course most
of you know that shortly into the film
beverly sutphin begins swearing like a
sailor. my parents are offended [great
job john!] and promptly leave the
theater. as they depart they complain
to management and seek a refund. the
kicker is they receive their $2 refund
even though, to the best of my
knowledge, the former staff at
northpoint theater did their job to the
fullest!
Ok, my mother had a bootleg copy of
Pink Flamingo's when I was in grade
school. Around the 7th grade I started
getting curious about my sexuality and
the world in general. One night when my
mom was on a date, I snuck her video
out of the secret stash along with some
of her mexican dirt weed. I don't know
what I was expecting, but it wasn't
THAT. Thank you so much for THAT.
John critiqued my work once and told me
that I should be painting the sides of
vans. At first I hated him for that,
but upon reflection I considered the
source and thought that it was probably
a high compliment.
I met him with my bestest friend in the whole
wide world, Julie, when Julie came to visit me
in New Orleans. We wore the most ridiculous
outfits we could find thinking that, of course,
New Orleans would have enough character
to do the same... needless to say we were the
oddballs there. But, what's new? It ended up
being my most memorable experience
anyway... and it made John smirk in his own
special way.
He's a genius! Yes he is!
parents, the old northpoint theater,
and serial mom. for those of you who
did not know, the old northpoint
theater was an awesome-$1-per-movie-
second-run theater, which was located
where a walmart has since been erected.
my parents went to see serial mom at
said theater. i believe their draw to
the film was their affinity for
kathleen turner. well, of course most
of you know that shortly into the film
beverly sutphin begins swearing like a
sailor. my parents are offended [great
job john!] and promptly leave the
theater. as they depart they complain
to management and seek a refund. the
kicker is they receive their $2 refund
even though, to the best of my
knowledge, the former staff at
northpoint theater did their job to the
fullest!
Pink Flamingo's when I was in grade
school. Around the 7th grade I started
getting curious about my sexuality and
the world in general. One night when my
mom was on a date, I snuck her video
out of the secret stash along with some
of her mexican dirt weed. I don't know
what I was expecting, but it wasn't
THAT. Thank you so much for THAT.
that I should be painting the sides of
vans. At first I hated him for that,
but upon reflection I considered the
source and thought that it was probably
a high compliment.
PLASTER OF PARIS!