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      • Rena
      • Posted
      • Can you please tell your "Nazi's" to stop
        pissing off my balcony?
      • Sir hammsalot
      • Posted
      • hey remember when we almost had to beat
        up that dude at in-n-out? do ya?
      • Rena
      • Posted
      • Mort E. is my friend because i give him hand
        jobs whenever and wherever he asks for
        them.
      • Sir hammsalot
      • Posted
      • my favorite is when he was in his
        milkman phaze and wore all white, and
        had the scumstash. i think he was at the
        pinnacle of his creepdom.
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • This is the most loveable Nazi Satanist ever!
        (hi-five) He totally hates picket lines and pinko
        supermarket clubs (hi-five)! He totally works
        out (hi-five) and reads good books (hi-five)!
        This guy got stabbed in the neck! (Whoa! [hi-
        five] ) Ahh, man... He's like a big awesome
        teddy bear. And he raps.
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • Remember the time on Quantum Leap when
        Sam became the Black Civil Rights
        Activist! That's kinda like the time
        when Mort E. was marching on the
        national mall in black face and then
        he jumped into the Lincoln reflecting
        pond and it came off and he was
        like, "HA! Look at Mr. Blackface now!"

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