In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Beach Cop, you're doing a fine job out there, protecting our nation's beaches. And, Beach Cop, let me tell you why: Beach Cop, you do the thing others are afraid to do, but the thing our nation needs most right now, Beach Cop, and that is, fully protected beaches. As a cop on a beach, Beach Cop, I imagine the temptations must be almost unbearable. All thos gorgeous gals and fun guys, just hanging out, relaxing, taking in some tunes and catching some waves. You know, chillin. But, Beach Cop, you don't let that distract you, no matter how nice it may seem to just kick on back and enjoy time with the moon and the stars and the hypnotic melodies of the eternal sea, Beach Cop, you're still out there, wnforcing the laws. In a time when stress and fear and slick, menacing imagery has mesmerized a nation, you're out there keeping that nation safe. You know that fun and relaxation has its place and you know, Beach Cop, that safety comes first. Beach Cop, you're a... beach cop.
New Jersey has some of the regions most powerful economic resources, including, but not limited to:
One of the most diverse and highly skilled workforces in the nation
An unparalleled transportation system that gives you ready access to the largest and richest U.S. and global markets
A lower unemployment rate than the national average. While the nation overall has lost jobs in the last year, New Jersey added jobs....mmmk?
Beach Cop,
I really wish you'd get off my back about the whole skinnydipping thing..can't a guy have a little fun? I'll be there tonight - same time. How you like them apples?
xoxo,
Tommy
Come and get me loser!
xoxo,
Tom
One of the most diverse and highly skilled workforces in the nation
An unparalleled transportation system that gives you ready access to the largest and richest U.S. and global markets
A lower unemployment rate than the national average. While the nation overall has lost jobs in the last year, New Jersey added jobs....mmmk?
xoxo,
ToMmM
xoxo,
Tom
I really wish you'd get off my back about the whole skinnydipping thing..can't a guy have a little fun? I'll be there tonight - same time. How you like them apples?
xoxo,
Tommy
Sir! SIR?? SIR! You.....SIR!
SIR?
Sir?
You can't...NO! NO!
NO.
YOU CAN NOT!
NO YOU CAN NOT GO THERE SIR!
Sir...I'm gonna need you to...Sir?
Sir? SIR?
Sir I am TRYING to explain it-SIR! PLEASE! As I was saying, I am TRYING to explain why you cannot put your c-SIR!
Oh DAMN ITTTTT!
DAMN ITTTTTT!!
SIR YOU CAN NOT GO IN THERE DONOTGOINTHERESIRSIR!!!!!!!!