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"A silly man wearing an innertube of sarcasm. It makes
obscene noises sometimes and has a little plastic duckie on
the..."
More about David
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Occupation:
Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker
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Hobbies and Interests:
community, indian food, music-fiending, tattoos, lesbians, gin, conversation, farmer's markets, ties, eye-contact, green tea, cock, UTNE Reader, gin martinis, weed, loud shoes, Roobie and Oskar, gin gimlets, mix tapes, slow food, astrology
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Favorite Books:
Ocean Sea, The Art of Eating, The Last Report On The Miracles At Little No Horse, The Beautiful Room Is Empty, A Language Older Than Words, Chomsky, Small Wonder, essays, food writing, and ghost lore.
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Favorite Movies:
Elizabeth, Last Temptation of Christ, Delicatessan, High Fidelity, Charade, Velvet Goldmine, Donnie Darko, Harold & Maude, The Color Purple, Pecker, Annie Hall, Crumb, Pride and Prejudice, Big Bad Love
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Favorite Music:
Siouxsie & The Banshees, Tom Waits, Kate Bush, Roxy Music, Kurt Weill, Richard Thompson, Cowboy Junkies, David Bowie, Elysian Fields, Talking Heads, Greg Brown, PJ Harvey, Brian Eno, Janis Joplin, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Patti Smith
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Chef's Afield, Kids In The Hall, Sex & The City, Mr. Show. This TV thing has me angry lately.
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About Me:
A silly man wearing an innertube of sarcasm. It makes
obscene noises sometimes and has a little plastic duckie on
the front with a short attention span.
I've just listed virtually everything between which my day-
to-day life pivots. But what glues it all together is a
combination of circumstance, openness, and several other
things that cannot be put down in type.
Moving to Madison within the next six months. I am more
marketable down there ;)~
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can fit into this little box. Otherwise, just
anything with tits like Emily's ;)~
AIM: Diokanaan
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together again...but our day is no
longer filled with captain underpants
or mojo just those lovely dildos and
lots of lube...But I'm stick of only
seeing you at shift change, I mean why
should I always get sloppy seconds???
For once Davey I'd like to be the to
get you all hot...I'm sick of comming
in just to get a load shot in my face
then you kiss me sweetly and its all
done...:)
voodoo love spell on me, I have been
unable to avoid following him around
like a little puppy dog. He's just so
cute and dreamy!! I wish I could spend
the rest of my life duct-taped to him.
Of course, I'd be equally happy if he'd
just move in with me to become the full-
time household cook and cabana boy. If
God gets a personal chef, I want one
too, and it better be David.
human being. My fat ass never left the
couch, and the only excercise I got was
from digging Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
into my gluttonous mouth. I used to
think "Who needs pants that fit
anyways." However, David came along I
was born anew in the light of his mad
style. I even found the motivation to
finally pick the dead flies out of my
belly-button. David Rules!
pop, and my water boil. you don't know
the sweet gooiness of karma's honey
until you know david.