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"Feel free to ask me anything....with one exception. Yes, my
genitalia are so withered as a result of a birth condition,..."
More about Jablow
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More About Jablow
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Occupation:
Hired Goon
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Hobbies and Interests:
beer, drums, lifting, eating, fishing, the beach, drinking, acting like a goon, macrame, oragami, spuelenking, buzkashi
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Favorite Books:
Maxim, Blender, Rolling Stone, The Green Mile
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Favorite Movies:
Animal House, Swingers, Caddyshack, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Office Space
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Favorite Music:
Deftones, Mudvayne, Dream Theater, Live Silence, Rush, Alice in Chains, Snapcase, Tool, Loud, Angry, Metal, Hard Rock, Punk
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, Sabado Gigante, Mail Call
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About Me:
Feel free to ask me anything....with one exception. Yes, my
genitalia are so withered as a result of a birth condition,
they have not atrophied from lack of use (if anything, I
use them too much)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Large breasted or large buttocked albanian women ideally
but I'm pretty open
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Testimonials and Comments for Jablow
ppls out there.....this DIVA queen is
the bomb queen along with Michelle (the
other funky diva queen) !! I love you
girls...always fun to hang out with
these gals. I can always count on Dawn
to be there for me and give me strength
when I come across problems (LOVE YOU
LOTS GIRL!!) she has guts and stands up
for everything and anything she
believes thats right. I give her much
props for having such a strong
personality .....shoot..Joe is lucky to
have a girlfriend like you ^_^!
Conngrats on your graduation....finally
you get out into the real world. I am
soo prooud of you...sorry i can't walk
with you this semester...but hey ill be
with you when im out next
semester...woohooo!!! Ill miss you
though next semester...ill be by my
lonesome self now...haha...all
goodies....its all night classes
anyways. Good luck chickie!!
minutes. I'd been shopping at Target
and upon my exit from the store, caught
this hunk of a man rounding a corner.
the last hint of him to disappear was
the round of his backside. Mesmerized,
I followed him up and down the streets,
ducking cars and tripping over babies,
praying to the gods above for a glimpse
of his face. My heart raced as I
reached out to grab his shirttails.
When he stopped and turned around, he
said in his jovial way, "What are you
doing here?" and I replied, "Oh.
Jablow. It's you." I told him I was
glad to run into him, because I could
finally return his nose hair trimmer
I'd been holding onto. Amicably, we
parted ways. I was never able to admit
my passion for him and now when I see
him, I always avert my eyes.
hairy and bulbous makes him
irresistible to ladies looking for a
lumberjack. I myself have had moments
of weak-kneed desire while watching him
roll around on the floor after
ingesting copious amounts of food.
What I love about this hairy jerk is
that he's willing to do anything
whether it be jamming a 200-lb TV into
my Hyundai or stuffing a crab down his
pants, wherever Jablow goes the party
is sure to follow. Oh yes, and his
buttocks are SUBLIME!
tempered only by my hatred for his
culinary preferences. Cornmeal on
toast, Spam fried rice, Ovaltine in
cheerios, peanut butter on fried
chicken, sushi and jam. Will these
frankenstinian concoctions never stop!
His girth is more than average, but so
what! So is his good humor, his
generosity and his zest for life. His
apetite for large women is second only
to his apetite for large portions of
Butter masala chicken with naan bread.
hank essentially and inevitably makes
everyone ponder, why god is so cruel.
his putrid odor though is offset by his
remarkable soprano singing voice and
you'll see why everyone loves a good
hank version of "yankee doodle dandy"
in E minor.