If Jennifer learns how to speak
canadian, she will become our goodwill
ambassador to explain us to the
nations. Her parents will be given
permanent visas to visit her in Canada.
The NY times photographers will be
given temporary visas to come
photograph her and the international
digital art mafia , notwithstanding
their love, will be barred entry. If
she can't pick up the language, her job
will be purely ornamental.
Jennifer is the tallest ninja I know. On the
short breaks between killing republicans she
runs the comapny I work for. One dark rainy
night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean she
proved to me that she was the smartest
person on the planet. I have a picture of her
hugging a bear.
forget j-lo. its all about j-cro. not
many people know this, but this girl
once make out with the grandson of one
of the 20th century's greatest
composers.
Here's to overwriting...and sand in my
toes on Santa Claus in our near future.
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canadian, she will become our goodwill
ambassador to explain us to the
nations. Her parents will be given
permanent visas to visit her in Canada.
The NY times photographers will be
given temporary visas to come
photograph her and the international
digital art mafia , notwithstanding
their love, will be barred entry. If
she can't pick up the language, her job
will be purely ornamental.
my cheek for a month.
short breaks between killing republicans she
runs the comapny I work for. One dark rainy
night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean she
proved to me that she was the smartest
person on the planet. I have a picture of her
hugging a bear.
attempt to impress Jennifer. One fine
day, it's gonna work.
many people know this, but this girl
once make out with the grandson of one
of the 20th century's greatest
composers.
the pillow
all, and she's keepin' it real. oh,
and in an alternate universe, jen's my
stylist.