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      • Sara
      • Posted
      • ever hear the word "fuckmook"? ...yes..
      • Vinnie
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      • He is why the Seamen Warriors live
        on...present day "Pratties" wonder and gaze
        in awe about the legend of the permanent
        Bukkake!!
      • Gina
      • Posted
      • I knew that Marc had a crush on me when he
        put a 6-foot drawing of a penis on the door to
        my dorm room. "You've been dicked", it said.
        Marc had traced his own ENORMOUS unit for
        the cause, which I found romantic and
        endearing. From then on, I vowed to don only
        my underwear when I email him.
      • Tom
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      • Aside from being a part of the crew that glued
        pubes to my door, Marc has always been a
        solid friend. Try not to fall off any buildings or
        die of a heart attack before I get out to LA to
        visit you.
      • Christian
      • Posted
      • Take that, Take that, Take that
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • GEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHH, do you ever wonder
        where your foreskin is now? Marc's a great
        friend, roomate, prankster, and schnoodler.
        Marc can always be counted on for a good
        perspective, and usually the right one. He's
        even got an amazing amount of morels, even
        for a dirty little jew.
      • Don
      • Posted
      • I always know that Marc will be there
        for me. Atleast when ever I have the
        need to look at someone else poop. I
        can be sure he'll be ready with all
        flavors and a digital camera.
      • John
      • Posted
      • marc was friends with noel who was
        friends with me. i don't think marc
        and i ever became official friends. i
        was a little intimidated by him
        because i think he was mean to me
        a few times. perhaps he made fun of
        my acne or something, who knows.
        but i always liked marc, for marc, like
        myself, was italian, and i like all
        italians simply for being born italian,
        and we all know that italians are the
        greatest people on the planet. i also
        remember thinking marc was cool
        because he liked op ivy and green
        day, but i remember he liked rancid
        more which i found, and still find, a
        repulsive opinion.
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • I vaguely remember trying to get Marc
        drunk during acting class. He refused.
        So did everyone else.
      • Katy
      • Posted
      • don't let him fool you. as sick and
        twisted as this silly man's mind is,
        he's one stand up guy who will do
        anything for his friends...as well as
        strangers who don't deserve him to do
        anything for them! But alas, he is too
        considerate and empathetic a person to
        ever decline a cry for help. What the %
        *&# are you doing in Hollywood
        Marc?!!! People like you don't exist
        there! You must just be a desert
        mirage.

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