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Testimonials and Comments for Christy
AND has the Almighty living in her
navel is A-OK in my book!
So, when are we going to Burger King?
loved geeks (albeit not the creepy
sideshow geeks of which I will speak no
more.) What Christy fails to mention in
her profile that her love is often
savage and cruel. Like the sea. Or high
school kids. Oh sweet geeks, beware! For
Christy is a harsh mistress! Her
passions deep and untold! There should
really be a lifeguard posted.
invading hordes away from our doorstops. I've
never met a more talented, devoted and
utterly loveable woman in my life. Beatitude is
in store for this one. Oh, and she cooks the
BEST marshmallow souffle you've never tasted.
May the forces of recontextualization and
thick description always be at your disposal!
Christy...well I thought she was pretty
cool up until the time she left me on
the corner of Normandy during the LA
riots..I mean how could she do such a
thing, after our amazing dinner at the
local taco bell. Christy- Ms. Cleo said
I must try and reconnect with you. She
also said you were really sorry for
that night and that you feel bad.
Apparently you really had no intention
of taking me to taco bell and had
burger king not been looted, we would
have gone there!
worst picture up on here for her
friendster profile just so guys
wouldn't hit on her. Can't a girl
just go online for once and not be a
sex object?
relationship with Our Lord. When I was
at spiritual rock bottom, she saved me
and showed me the Grace and the Glory of
our Lord. Literally. The Lord lives in
Christy's navel and is clearly visible
to the naked eye. Had Christy not been
willing to share God's mercy with me (by
wearing a shorty T-shirt) I shudder to
think wear I'd be right now. Probably
sinning. Maybe playing frisbee.
pair of conjoined twins, I thought she
was a godsend. Finally I had enough
mutants for my circus. But then she had
to go and have a flipper baby too! God.
What a woman.