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Kane
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[Restricted to Kane's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
HK, Nairobi, Awali, Miami, Leysin, London, SF
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Company:
Poleng Lounge
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Kane's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2273400
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Occupation:
Poleng Lounge - www.polenglounge.com
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What I enjoy doing:
midgets, little people, keeblers, munchkins, mullets, she-males, transvestites, strippers, monkies, donkies, poo, booze, exotic destinations, and originality
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Favorite Movies:
Recent Ones that I have seen: Layer Cake, Intermission, Jarhead
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Favorite Music:
Cocksparers (Forever!), Blur, Medicine, Santos, Tim Deluxe, The Streets, Miss Caroline, Moguai (not Mogwai), and Stiff Little Fingers
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Favorite TV Shows:
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Top Chef
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About Me:
Come to Poleng, u monkey turds! www.polenglounge.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who want to spread the prophecy of Poleng across the globe - espcially Latin America, Asia, Middle East, and the Mediterranean
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WAY too many things to say about this
guy. If I say it all though, he won't
add it to his testimonials so I will
pipe it down a bit.
First off, The picture of him here is
a CONSERVATIVE image of Kane.
Kane can fit 4 Mentos up each nostril
of his nose.
He once came out of the bathroom after
taking a dump..... oh yeah, this is
the pipe down version.
Anyway, if it weren't for Kane, his
sister Christopher Cumminsky, and his
flagrent driver in Hong Kong, I would
have never made in to school -- you
bastards.
I got into a fight with Kane once. It
was the funniest day of my life.
Oh yeah, I also dumped a bowl of
Spaghetti on his head and he had
chunks of bolognaise meat in his hair
for days.
I was the one who drove him to meet
Shahriq and Shaq-Fu's place when he
was puking. We charged porn to his
parents hotel room.
Oh, any girl would be lucky to go out
with Kane -- seriously, all this
aside, he is a great guy!! No joke!
homosexual that Kane is using for his
picture? That shit is funny Kane!
I met Kane in HK in the days of much
Wan Chai drinking and Gumba Choofing.
Around the time that we were moshing in
Fringe Club to Pregnant Men and then
passing out in front of D'Aguilar's in
Lan Kwai Fong. I guess that I could
agree with the other testimonials that
Kane truly has a big head. But with
that head comes a big smile. And that
big smile comes from a big heart. and
that big heart likes to have big fun.
If you ever want to have a crazy fun
night out, hook up with Kane. If you
ever want to hear a funny story, chat
with Kane. If you ever need some
british Expat punched in the face with
a pint mug, ask Kane. I'll never forget
this one time that Kane was visiting me
in my very dazed undergraduate days in
Vancouver. Me and Carl Sell were
skateboarding in this popular
underground skate spot. I was talking
to C-Sell when all of a sudden he
starts laughing and shaking his head. I
turn around, and there among the other
Vancover local shredders is Kane
boarding around...shooting things with
an air rifle!!!!
has (especially lui) but i can depend
on him to back me up in any situation.
except that time in Jaco when he
encouraged two ugly strippers to grind
on kento's lap and mine. tho i must
admit i was little excited. And yeah
kane is the only white boy who can
squat like a true china man...
puking outside of my apartment in HK
at 3am. I think all the crap we gave
him in school has had some serious
long term effects. Sorry dude.
you're ugly....but not THAT ugly, give
yourself some credit sheesh, do you
ever wanna get a lady? Naw for reals
though Kane is a good looking....big
headded....croocked nosed guy. He he,
I know all those things don't really
seem to go together but it somehow
fits for him. The reason I love him
so much is because he doesn't give a
f*ck what anyone thinks about him, he
just wants to have fun (at anyones
expense) and for that reason he's
definateley someone who's good to have
around, except for when he sings in
the shower at 5AM and i have to beat
his ass....by the way I think your
stats are wrong, you know I always
kick your ass, you just mad coz I'ma
mujer. Neways this is getting long
and I could go on for days about
this "stud" so lets just leave it at:
He's a keeper, and one of the best
friends anyone could ever have!!!! I
love you KanEpoo
toothpick!" (So I Married and Axe
Murderer) Kane, makes light of what
people say about him because he's
confident enough in all his
studlyness...He'll even put up wack
pictures to hide it all. I miss
hanging out with him...so easy going,
funny, and wacky in the most charming
way possible. And our plan is to take
over New York soon...
word he said but he seemed like a nice guy; so
we took him out on the town as he was new to
HK! An hour later he was throwing up out a
car window and things haven't changed a bit!
Kane's big head was once used as a battering
ram to bust into a police van! The last time i
saw Kane was when he came to London with
his girlfriend-he kept walking in to the living
room with his penis hanging out of his boxers
for no apparent reason?