• Shappy Seasholtz

      "At last, I will reveal myself to Friendster. At last I'll have my revenge! also-www.uncleshappy.com"

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      • Soce
      • Posted
      • Shappy is mad hot! And such a
        commanding presence as well!
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • No, Shappy, we can't go to White
        Castle.
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • Shappy is a tool of Mars's horse Phobos
        and he does not mindor so I have been
        told. He sold the guy on my corner a
        bum ticker and he's been running round
        the mailbox ever since. Welcome Shappy
        into your fold and you will be
        transmogrifiedI am not lying. Do it.
        Do it til all the rivers run green with
        luck trout.
      • gabi
      • Posted
      • i love how shappy saves his "political"
        poems for bar 13, but he STILL manages
        to work in george lucas themes.
      • Dawn
      • Posted
      • Shappy is a warm snuggly snoo who mixes
        a mean banana split. If he were a Care
        Bear he would most certainly be Nerdie
        Bear which would come with a comic
        book, a cape, and 12 sided die on his
        belly. Hand him a microphone (or not,
        either way is fine with him) and he'll
        jiggle you with uproarious
        funniness 'til you pee your pants. We
        been friends for awhile and I kinda
        like him! And he's got a girl named
        snoo!
      • Moonshine
      • Posted
      • this douchebag owes me a tampon. i
        think....
      • Karen
      • Posted
      • I wish I had known Shappy when I was a
        fanfic-writing 7th grader aspiring to
        be a betazoid ensign. He would have
        made me feel a whole lot cooler. To
        this day, he is the only person who
        understands and tolerates my crush on
        Praetor Shinzon. Stay on his good
        side, because he's going to be the one
        to show all those cooler-than-thou
        hipsters who's REALLY going to rule the
        universe one day.
      • Posted
      • So we meet again dark commander. It's
        been some time now since the bread war.
        15 years. I've missed you - 1/4 of my
        arch-nemisii (plural). So it shall be,
        this battle ground, our making. It's
        your move.
      • Eitan
      • Posted
      • Shappy is a raging cock. And I don't mean that in a
        good way. I mean, like a really huge and angry penis,
        only shappy is way funnier than the average penis,
        and wider too. And he likes Club Foot like I like Club
        Foot, and his books make me laugh out loud.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • Shappy.
        Oh, shappy, shappy shappy.
        Jeff
        I call you.
        I don't.
        But I know to.

        I write in poetry
        (is it?)
        (bad?)

        To express love.
        For Shappy.

        The laziest
        most disciplined
        man
        boy
        I know.

        Out of all the poets
        I have known
        He was the most
        .....
        .....
        human.

        End gayness.

        Out of all my friends, he will be the one that
        is famous. Seriously. I'm good with stocks
        and shit, and, baby, this dude is money in
        the bank.
        Support Shappy before you ask him to
        support you!!!

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