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"for the last few days, i've been laughing about this exact phrase:
"role-playing is natural. showers are..."
More about Robert
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Schools:
Cranston High School East, Attended 1993 - 1996, Class of 1996
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College/University:
Bowling Green State University, Attended 2002 - 2004, Class of 2004, Master's Degree, Popular culture studies
Rhode Island College, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, film studies
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Occupation:
journalist/professor/beer-can furniture craftsman
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Affiliations:
humanity AND unhumanity, junkmedia magazine, planet magazine, providence monthly, the agenda, the fang of gore bike quartet, providence extreme shuffleboard team (PEST), cocksox baseball squad, genetics brothers, operation fun summer, awesomeism
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Hobbies and Interests:
new balance 574's, riding my bike, being a pvd hypeman, dipset, beers good and bad, whiskeys good and better than good, writing things down, writing things up, maintaining an off-the-chain lifestyle, griffins and other chimera, wristbands, new hampshire
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Favorite Books:
the dictionary
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Favorite Movies:
i saw a clip from a porno that steve sanders was in. that movie seemed good.
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Favorite Music:
wolf eyes, r kelly, coco rosie, shit like that
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Favorite TV Shows:
the parts on fox nfl sunday when terry bradshaw and howie long go off-script
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
for the last few days, i've been laughing about this exact phrase:
"role-playing is natural. showers are natural."
that's the kind of shit i find funny. that's the way my brain works.
(http://blog.myspace.com/makeupforbreakdowns)
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Who I Want to Meet:
people named pookie. also, people not named pookie.
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powers and morph into one super being,
it might look a lot like Rob. He's got fire
in his words, a fantastic approach on
fun, an invisable bodyguard who blocks
evil assailants in the night AND knows a
thing or two about r kelly being trapped
in the closet.
Rally the troops because OFS has
become a movement, and Fang of Gore
Rob facilitated.
popular culture, and you think... this
guy says all the right things.
then you realize that you can talk about
ANYTHING with Rob and he'll show equal
enthusiasm.
he's probably balanced or something.
He beats them all up with his fists and
his wits. Rob doesn't have to run away
from them. He beats them all up.
Ralbanese: Welfare Ave.
Officer: Welfare Ave son?
Ralbanese: Yes sir, right over on welfare.
Officer: You go along home son.
(Sadly this exchange actually did occur,
I have 3 witnesses)
guy has remained a true friend to me
and to the rest of his peeps. You can
always count on him for late night
spiritual/intellectual convo, emergency
long distance phone calls for advice on
your latest life crisis, and of course a
good laugh. Rob is a dear friend with
huge potential (he ain't lyin' in his profile)
and much love to give. My trips home
are always a blast b/c of him (who knew
Providence could be so much fun?!) It'll
be nice to share the same zip code
again, someday.
fact is he'd be a lot more loveable with
a tattoo of a centaur cop on his bicep.
never match you intellectually, I will
always remember our time in happy box!
One of the best guys I know.
hang out with him.
individual I know, or the craziest...I
imagine that one day, the halls of
academia will lionize Albanesian theory
much as we hold Foucauldian theory
close to our hearts. But beyond his
ability to scare me with his
overwhelming intelligence, I'm all too
honored to call him one of my best
friends--that makes me one of the
luckiest people around!