Jason

Attorney/Deli meat designer

Chucking as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Atlas Shrugged, It, Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, Getting to No.

Ishtar; Lolita; Krull; Usual Suspects; Tombstone; Apollo 13; Ruben and Ed

Anything by Tesla; Orchestra stuff.

My reflection when it is off.

I am an attorney with a penchant for brown-crusted
luncheonmeat. I like to fidget with silly putty and
sometimes I bounce it against the wall. Sometimes I don't
do that. But, mainly I do.

I want to meet potential clients so that I can help them
sue the crap out of malfeasors. I don't touch my putty in
front of clients. I don't touch my clients either, that
much.