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"I'm a surly drunk with a penchant for short sentences. I
like cheese. I like monkeys. I'm so cool I'm invisible.
I'm..."
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Occupation:
Lab Tech
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Hobbies and Interests:
silence, noise, gravity, punk, misery, paranoia, despair, kittens, being smarter than you, monkeys, pirates, robots, ninja, zombies, steam power, hitting women during sex, hitting women not during sex, having interests nobody shares, mantis shrimp
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Favorite Books:
Last Call, Leaving Las Vegas, Declare, Catch-22, Rum Diaries, American Tabloid, Soldier of the Mist
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Favorite Movies:
Master of the Flying Guillotine, Seven Samurai, Romper Stomper, SLC Punk, Repo Man, Taxi Driver, Zulu, Glory Daze, Shaolin Soccer
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Favorite Music:
Dropkick Murphys, Lunachicks, Old 97s, Cibo Matto, Nick Cave, Tilt, MC Frontalot, Kompressor, Chicks on Speed, Turbonegro
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Jackass, the Kriss Kross Sprite commercial
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm a surly drunk with a penchant for short sentences. I
like cheese. I like monkeys. I'm so cool I'm invisible.
I'm a space alien rockstar. Once I met a crazy indian guy
on a train who told me he was a living saint.
So anyhow, I'm spiralling downward in this crazy sinkhole
of a life, I'm worried I'll end in a rut, and I won't like
the rut. If it's a nice rut, then shit, I'm set. I want
to open a used bookstore in some tiny town in the midwest.
I want to tattoo my whole right arm so it looks like it's
steam-powered. Steam power is cool. I like my sideburns
right now, they're good stuff. I should put a picture of
them up. But I'm not certain the world could handle my
sideburns.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Turns out I was kidding. I want somebody who doesn't laugh
when I dance. I want somebody who smells like peach and/or
vanilla. Or rum. You know, or maybe cherries. Or that
nice kind of female sweat. She has to not laugh that I
like these damn yoplait yogurt drinks. They're really
good, honest. No covers-stealers.
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LUNACIES, SAR! YOU DAMN TIMBARS ARE ALL
THE SAME WITH YOUR RANTING AND RAVING
OVER YOUR FOGLEHORNS! SAR, DESIST SAR, I
INSIST SAR, DESIST, SAR!
rocks way alot. He likes things that
are good. He's way better than he
thinks he is. He's smart, funny, and
sexy as hell. If you're a hot, single,
non-lesbian, non-crazy chick, you
should go out with him. You know, if
he likes you.
are very few people I can have candid
talks about women with and he is one of
them. It's strange since I don't
really know, know him and all. He's
just one of those rocking
personalities. If you don't know him,
do, trust me, you won't regret it.
don't know what I can add to that.
"Jamie's the man." It's like the Sforza
horse of testimonials.
know. Well, I don't really know him,
per se, but I'm sure he must be cool.
He listens (and gave money) to MC
Frontalot, which automatically makes
him super cool. And he added me to his
friends list, which is pretty cool,
considering I don't know anyone else on
this thing. To wit, Jamie is cool... I
think.
;)
my part, but I will say that were I on
the west coast, Jamie'd be hard pressed
to spend much of any time away from me
and clothed.