Jackie Tohn

o'side high, univ of delaware, santa monica college, nassau yo!

pirate

new music, garage sales, watering my tiny bamboo, writing music and playing guitar, sarcasm.

Jitterbug Perfume, Memoirs of a Geisha, Skinny Legs and All, Why Girls are Wierd, into the forest, hitchhikers guide to the galazy (dont panic)

wet hot american summer, garden state, eternal sunshine, BIG FISH, adaptation, office space, waiting for guffman, batteries not included, renaissance man, amazon women on the moon, heavyweights, rushmore, election

Patty Griffin, tim christiensen, Bob Schneider, Ben Folds, Amy Correia, Rufus Wainright, Beth Hart, Eddie from Ohio, the Indigo Girls, Fiona Apple, teitur, martina sorbara, lemon jelly

ee gad...tv?...roseanne, Mr. Show, family guy, vintage love connection...bring me some woolery, sifl and ollie, conan is high-sterical.

you should know that i have a centerfold picture of myself
(in my head) of me, naked, playing the saxophone, lying on my
back, kind of pink lit, and photogtaphed through vertical blinds.....
(all boudoir style)...did i mention i'm a silhouette?

if in your fantasy, you'd like to be looking at me thru
lattice work AND the aforementioned vertical blinds...thats ok with
me.

and i fucking rock on a pogo ball...like nothing you've
ever seen.

i have met steve gutenburg and have the photos to prove it.
he kept talking some industry jargon about archetypes and all i
wanted to do was ask if he could explain to me why ted danson is
making that face in the three men and a baby poster.

stella. the comedy troupe.
i fluctuate between which one makes me laugh the hardest.

who i want to meet for real:
funny ones..
smart ones.
smart is so important.
is that bad?
thats bad...i should have more patience.
but i don't.

the ability to give a strong, wobble-free piggyback is a must.

passion?
yes please.