Aiminh

Midget Stunt Double

I like to French braid my pubic hairs. It's quite difficult to do by yourself, so I usually have my bestfriend Van help me. I also like Hickeys, so if you ever run into me give me a Hickey. I won't stop you. My favorite interest is humping people's leg.

I love all books!!! Well I actually don't read them but they sure come in handy. Books have helped me reach the sink so I can brush my teeth. Without my books I wouldnt be able to climb on my platform bed.

Dumb and Dumber has got to be my favorite movie. It totally reminds me of myself and how retarded I am. The sequel Dumb and Dumberer is not as idiotic as the first one so I can't relate it to myself cause I'm more dumber than that.

My favorite music has got to be trance. The hardcore trance that just never stops! That hella keeps my high when I'm rollin. Oh yeah..If any guys wanna drop with me then give me a holla. I'll give you massages and much more...if you know what I mean.

Spice Clips, Private Calls, 7 Lives Exposed, Sexcetera, and the Weekend Flash. Basically all porn because Im really bad in bed. I just lay there like a dead fish. So i watch porn as much as I can to get some tips. I like to watch porn with my brother too!

Gemini

I don't want to be concieted but I'm pretty fly. Just look
at my picture! Duh. I don't wear a bra because I make my
own. It consists of walnut shells tied to a string...
(figure it out). If anybody has ever noticed why I run so
funny, it's because I have an artificial leg. It's not so
bad when u think about it cause it replaces my teddybear
when i go to sleep. All i do is pop it off and hug it. I
named her Van, cause I like to put her between my legs.
Before my sex change I was hung like
a horse, but nowadays a just ride like a horse. (All you
guys out there know what I mean!) But all in all im just a
small girl with big nipples.

I want to meet a guy that reminds me of my brother. Or my
father. Or both! That would be great. If not, it would be
great to meet a guy who had an artificial leg like myself,
so we
can play baseball together. But if this is asking for too much then all I want is
someone that at least looks like my brother so I can
cuddle with at night.