mew!!! remember when you adopted me
for lisard?? well, the fun started
right there. you dont even know how
good i have it. everyday i wake up at
8.30 am and mew my little face off
until someone feeds me. bur once is
not enough. oh no! i start mewing
again as soon as i scarf that low-fat-
cat crap they give me down. I WANT THE
HUMAN FOOD!@ but anyway, after eating
as much as i can i prance off to ben's
area of the house and nip at his
ankles until he just gives up at life
(even moreso) and leaves the
apartment. at this point i either go
to visit my girlfriend lauren, cause
her room is the warmest, or i try to
wake up mommy, but if its earlier than
4pm, she probably aint havin it. oh
mew. come visit me soon. theyre all
soo boring. <3
Arggghhh! Jess just had to doll herself
all up on New Year's Eve and
subsequently tear my poor bedraggled
heart out of my chest yet again...She
is still the undisputed Queen of the
Southside Flats, folks!
When I saw you that night, Jess, I
kept thinking we'd look so cute on a
wedding cake together. And hey, don't
worry about the missing teeth. It just
means that there is more room for your
tongue.
Jess is an awesome kid. I've known her
since she was a doe-eyed teenage
malcontent and a regular at the
Greensburg Eat N' Park. I aspire to
someday call her my landlady, as I am
committed to living out the rest of my
days within a four-block radius of
south 18th street. I once called her
the prettiest girl in town and I wasn't
lyin'!
for lisard?? well, the fun started
right there. you dont even know how
good i have it. everyday i wake up at
8.30 am and mew my little face off
until someone feeds me. bur once is
not enough. oh no! i start mewing
again as soon as i scarf that low-fat-
cat crap they give me down. I WANT THE
HUMAN FOOD!@ but anyway, after eating
as much as i can i prance off to ben's
area of the house and nip at his
ankles until he just gives up at life
(even moreso) and leaves the
apartment. at this point i either go
to visit my girlfriend lauren, cause
her room is the warmest, or i try to
wake up mommy, but if its earlier than
4pm, she probably aint havin it. oh
mew. come visit me soon. theyre all
soo boring. <3
all up on New Year's Eve and
subsequently tear my poor bedraggled
heart out of my chest yet again...She
is still the undisputed Queen of the
Southside Flats, folks!
spectacular. Now that I don't work
with you, I never see you. Boo hoo
hooooooooooooo.
kept thinking we'd look so cute on a
wedding cake together. And hey, don't
worry about the missing teeth. It just
means that there is more room for your
tongue.
3
since she was a doe-eyed teenage
malcontent and a regular at the
Greensburg Eat N' Park. I aspire to
someday call her my landlady, as I am
committed to living out the rest of my
days within a four-block radius of
south 18th street. I once called her
the prettiest girl in town and I wasn't
lyin'!