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Occupation:
Actor
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Hobbies and Interests:
theater, ears and necks, animals, boating, thighs, video games, movies
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Favorite Books:
Dune, The Glass Bead Game, Barrel Fever, White Teeth, The Genius and the Goddess, Lolita, Steppenwolf
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Favorite Music:
Air, The Beatles, Mad Season, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Nick Drake, Psykosonik, Trio Los Panchos, Soundtracks, Neil Diamond, Space, Tenacious D
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Andrew's vagina is mighy and lightly
scented.
Make sure you hold him accountable,
(he HATES it when you do that!!)
Why??? And why did you insist on
that silly restraining order?
breasts. in retrospect i feel a little bad about it, but
still, he deserved it.
interest in gynechology. We used to
play doctor in his little red
treehouse on Bainbridge Island. Even
when I complained repiratory problems
like bloody phlegm or shortness of
breath, he'd assure me that it was a
gynechological problem. Once, during
an "exam", he fingerbanged me so hard
that I fell backwards out of the
treehouse and got my period in mid-
air. Seriously, he's that good.
The DJ is spinning old hip hop and there are
three or four kids breakdancing, full on
headspins, backflips -- uber-flashy stuff. A
crowd has gathered to watch, and at the end of
the impromptu show, the crowd is just
standing there looking at the empty floor
where the breakdancer kids had just been. So
Andrew, who is totally sauced, makes his way
to the middle of the floor, does a little dance
and drops his pants. Gotta love the guy
though.