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      • Tori
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      • Don't be fooled by appearances;
        Andrew's vagina is mighy and lightly
        scented.
        Make sure you hold him accountable,
        (he HATES it when you do that!!)
      • Sara
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      • Why are you so pretty, Andrew?
        Why??? And why did you insist on
        that silly restraining order?
      • Posted
      • Andrew is like Sub Zero, Raiden,
        Scorpion, Johnny Cage, Sonya, and
        Kano all in one.
      • Ara Jane
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      • i once slapped andrew (hard) for making fun of my
        breasts. in retrospect i feel a little bad about it, but
        still, he deserved it.
      • Jenna
      • Posted
      • Who the fuk is Andrew?
      • Posted
      • Andrew's + 5 constitution serves him well in battle
        and in life.
      • Posted
      • This fellow is sweet hot and pretty,
        maybe well hang out and sing bad
        Karoake! yay!
      • Sara
      • Posted
      • Andrew has always taken a sincere
        interest in gynechology. We used to
        play doctor in his little red
        treehouse on Bainbridge Island. Even
        when I complained repiratory problems
        like bloody phlegm or shortness of
        breath, he'd assure me that it was a
        gynechological problem. Once, during
        an "exam", he fingerbanged me so hard
        that I fell backwards out of the
        treehouse and got my period in mid-
        air. Seriously, he's that good.
      • david
      • Posted
      • So I'm at this art-fag party in a big warehouse.
        The DJ is spinning old hip hop and there are
        three or four kids breakdancing, full on
        headspins, backflips -- uber-flashy stuff. A
        crowd has gathered to watch, and at the end of
        the impromptu show, the crowd is just
        standing there looking at the empty floor
        where the breakdancer kids had just been. So
        Andrew, who is totally sauced, makes his way
        to the middle of the floor, does a little dance
        and drops his pants. Gotta love the guy
        though.
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