If Lauren were covered in sweetened
condensed milk, I would eat her. But
she isn't--she's covered in an atomic
polyester old lady dress and those are
hard to chew and full of petrochemicals.
Therefore Lauren is safe, and San
Francisco is a more adorable place.
Lauren can take the most sordid image
and make it beautiful. Imagine CONAIR
burned backwards into the forehead of an
electrocuted corpse. Not cute! Add
Lauren, totally bitchin'. Not only is
she magical like that, she has a
beautiful smile.
ha other than her obsession with AL
Gore shes an awesome friend. who
gets me vitamins cause i am too cheap
to buy them on my own. She likes when
i get hurt or bleed out of my nose. dont
know why but she likes when i am in
pain. and shes got a sweet rack, hence
why she got that 10 dollar gift
certificate. and that would be the ONLY
reason. TRUST ME.
it's almost as if everything i've ever
believed to be true has turned out to
be a deceptive lie.i mean, what kind of
world is this where you have really
sexy hippies walking around with skirts
over their jeans being all funny and
charming? what the fuck? i can almost
forgive lauren babbling on about
chakras and rebellious chi and what
not. well, almost. damn.
Lauren and I used to grab crotches
together. It was the jam. This lady's
nothing but positive energy - lots of
laughs and good dancin'... can't be
beat.
An edge-of-your-seat thriller. A
visual tour-de-force. A real triumph
for American Cinema. * * * *
I met lauren at a sanctuary for new age
flakes who can't handle the real
world. From the moment I met her, I
knew she was something important,
something diffrent, something unique.
Then she stuck her tounge down my
throat. What a special lady.
Lauren has got this one special
smile... I got to see it one evening
down in Austin TX. If you ever see
the smile, you will know what I mean.
This girl loves to laugh. I hope all
goes well for her out in California.
She's always welcome in TX.
I must remind you all that anything said about lauren must be, at best, temporary, and though she loves flip flops and sex in the city, those things are bound to fade. What will never fade about lauren is her alarmingly witty and choke-inducing sense of humor. Even those gorgeous eyes and legs will one day rot, but i assure you, she will still be making you laugh, from your heart to your head, when that gorgeous blue hair has fallen from her own.
I've always said that Lauren was one of
the seven most beautiful women at New
College, and it's equal parts her eyes
and what's behind them. And because,
in more ways than one, she IS a Wonder
Woman.
Lauren is the sexiest woman to have
never read Pablo Neruda. She is, in
fact, sexy in spite of the fact that
she has not read him. That says a lot
about her, lemmi tell ya'.
condensed milk, I would eat her. But
she isn't--she's covered in an atomic
polyester old lady dress and those are
hard to chew and full of petrochemicals.
Therefore Lauren is safe, and San
Francisco is a more adorable place.
Lauren can take the most sordid image
and make it beautiful. Imagine CONAIR
burned backwards into the forehead of an
electrocuted corpse. Not cute! Add
Lauren, totally bitchin'. Not only is
she magical like that, she has a
beautiful smile.
Gore shes an awesome friend. who
gets me vitamins cause i am too cheap
to buy them on my own. She likes when
i get hurt or bleed out of my nose. dont
know why but she likes when i am in
pain. and shes got a sweet rack, hence
why she got that 10 dollar gift
certificate. and that would be the ONLY
reason. TRUST ME.
looks like you had fun, though.
believed to be true has turned out to
be a deceptive lie.i mean, what kind of
world is this where you have really
sexy hippies walking around with skirts
over their jeans being all funny and
charming? what the fuck? i can almost
forgive lauren babbling on about
chakras and rebellious chi and what
not. well, almost. damn.
together. It was the jam. This lady's
nothing but positive energy - lots of
laughs and good dancin'... can't be
beat.
visual tour-de-force. A real triumph
for American Cinema. * * * *
I met lauren at a sanctuary for new age
flakes who can't handle the real
world. From the moment I met her, I
knew she was something important,
something diffrent, something unique.
Then she stuck her tounge down my
throat. What a special lady.
smile... I got to see it one evening
down in Austin TX. If you ever see
the smile, you will know what I mean.
This girl loves to laugh. I hope all
goes well for her out in California.
She's always welcome in TX.
the seven most beautiful women at New
College, and it's equal parts her eyes
and what's behind them. And because,
in more ways than one, she IS a Wonder
Woman.
never read Pablo Neruda. She is, in
fact, sexy in spite of the fact that
she has not read him. That says a lot
about her, lemmi tell ya'.