Tonya Warner

Vassar, eca

trampled idealist, unabashed thinkin woman

spectacle bear, doom town productions

found photos, making electronic music, various craft projects, embroidery, strangely spelled words, critical theory, thinking about the posibility of some day playing the theremin

denis johnson, truman capote, jorge luis borges, roland barthes, out-of-date manuals and encyclopedias, edward gorey, his dark materials, jonathan strange, victorian ghost stories

jesus' son, anything by jim jarmusch or christopher guest, paris texas, forbidden zone, evil dead 2, wong kar-wei, pootietang, wet hot american summer, blow-up, dario argento (esp. deep red)

sparks, white stripes, johhny cash, yo la tengo, the smiths, holly golightly, henry mancini, the pogues, the shins, liars, ramones, the buzzcocks, silver jews, x, mouse on mars, lilys, nation of ulysses, whatever is blasting through the walls of my apartment

90210, twin peaks, the state, mr. show, the oblongs, aqua teen hunger force, stella, ali g, tenacious d, the simpsons, space ghost, really terrible reality shows like trading spouses or top model, little britain, invader zim, black adder

i am somewhere between a pabster and an art fag.
oh, and i have bedroom eyes.


i like to drink fine wines all alone.

hmmmm . .. no back hair.
and michael showalter, no wait, i have.