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"i will stomp on the toes of all mandals and man flip-
floppers. Guy, i dont ever want to see your hairy toes,
okay?."
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Hobbies and Interests:
Nathan's, Cyclone, Steeplechase Park, gams, gams, gams
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Favorite Books:
Chevy Truck Shop Repair Manual '51-55, Catch 22, Vonnegut, House of Leaves, the Man Outside(Draussen vor der Tuer) and other Borchert, Hesse, Bukowski, mind control, All Quiet on the Western Front, some Hemingway... you know.
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Favorite Movies:
Little Fugitive, Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, theThird Man, any of The Thin Man series, North by Northwest, Kiss Me Deadly, Memento, N.O.T.L.Dead and zombies in general. Bubba Ho-tep, Napoleon Dynamite
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Favorite Music:
Death In June, Mr. Wray, Mr. Cash, Mr. Willams, Mr. Orbison, the ghostly oldies, the billy, the Ride, the Slowdive, the Moz, the SP, the AFX, the noisex, the Legowelt, Partisans, C. Rejects, ye olde hardcore and the like...there that oughta shut you up.
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Favorite TV Shows:
the office, the simpsons, family guy, twilight zone, ali g
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About Me:
i will stomp on the toes of all mandals and man flip-
floppers. Guy, i dont ever want to see your hairy toes,
okay?.
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Who I Want to Meet:
'im slipping below the water-line...'
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about hair pomade for a while, until I
admitted that I don't actually any. I
once saw him on the dance floor and
it had me lying awake at night
wondering where I went wrong. I
tried some moves in my kitchen -
and I think I insulted my cat.
tough guy. I'll see ya round stumps ;-)
have it any other way. He puts up
with me when I talk over TV his
shows or blast
gay-sounding-sensitive rock all over
the house. He's a quiet guy who
really like a good hot sauce but when
it comes down to the important stuff
Chris is golden and true. Did I
mention that he makes good chili too
and he can often be found reading
the sexy cajun cookbook whilst
sipping a Budvar. For more info on
Sexy Cajun Cooking go to:
https://neworleansproducts.com/caju
nswamp/
crime. Trouble. Crave cases and chili
cheese dogs and swimming in my
underwear at Coney Island. You helped
me bring home Louie Balls who has
changed my life. F'in Demon Cat!!!!
Chris you're my favorite.
calls them Mandals...thats a-fuckin-
mazing. Let's stomp toes together!
in front of another human being as I
have with this lovely - if that ain't
trust I don't know what is... I love him
to pieces and have sworn off Maker's
Mark for good (my liver loves you too).
of a fake blood application, Palmerory
is your go-to man. He's got all the
primo shit.
chris is not just LOVED BY WOMEN
(they stick to him like flies due to his
secret >.bavarian hair wax)
all his MALE FRIENDS LOVE AND
WORSHIP HIM, TOO!
his alpha male looks make the boys
cry and go home.
they call him THE PALM refering to
his supernatural superman qualities.
im not sure if he can fly, BUT i was
told he is PERFECTLY BUILT to
make u girls fly high!
As if this was'nt enough, the Palm
speaks german so fluently, his brain
is developed so fine, i often forget he
is american!
what really turns the Palm into a
(sexual) SAINT is the size of his
heart.
= a gigantic german football field.
WE NEED MORE OF HIS SPECIES
IN NY. THE PALM IS A REAL MAN.
this and all of the above is the truth.
i know it hurts, guys.
picture him rolling back and forth on
top of 5 or 8 naked ladies. Back and
forth. Back and forth. Until he gets
bored and hits Don Hill's.
And he's great in the sack.