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"I used to dj every single god-damned Thurday night at the Ruby Room now I don't."
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More About Colin
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Schools (Other):
Grinnell, Expression, Fountain Valley
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Occupation:
sound
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Affiliations:
dirt water the cat and your mama
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Hobbies and Interests:
buffalo wings, potatoe salad and and tangerines
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Favorite Books:
anything Puppyflowers.com, Ed Sanders, Richard Brautigan, Orson Scott Card, Carl Jung or Donna W. Guthrie
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Favorite Movies:
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Anything by Harmony Korine
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Favorite Music:
anticon, buck 65, restiform bodies, weapon-shaped.com, marvin gaye, the fugs, bjork, rufus wainwright
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Favorite TV Shows:
Surreal Life 2, Temptation Island 2, Six Feet Under, AFV
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I used to dj every single god-damned Thurday night at the Ruby Room now I don't.
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Testimonials and Comments for Colin
a little girl. He used to have a whiney
voice and dance in very short shorts to
Stu-stu-studio. Truth is, I love even that
Colin...even the one who wore
monogram sweaters and sang folk
songs at family parties. I love even the
Colin that laughed at me when I
sang "Possum sugar on me!" at the top
of my lungs as the elephant with the
giant, dangling penis strode by in the
African desert. Yes, even that Colin is
undeniably my second, less tall, more
freckled brother. My candle in the wind.
crinkle toes. He'll put the whiz-bang in
your 23-skidoo. Find a cypher and he'll
trouble it with non-sequitors and
whoosawhatzit. But don't whiteboy a
wigger unless you want to catch mighty,
mighty wreck. He reeks of hobnobbling
from weeks of dubious fete, All of which
makes him a most triumphant brasniff. I
ain't saying guard yer ex-girlfriends, but
guard yer ex-girlfirends. And saddle the
horseplay, it's time to get sploded.
Jgyeah! (from theartheat)
the things that you've shown us,
the stories you tell
Aye Colin, I sing to your spirit,
the men who have served you so long
and so well.
What's that Colin, you're coming out
to Chicago to visit your friend Seth?
What's that? You're on the next plane?