Clay Farnsley

      Bobke and I.

      "i live in richmond, however i am from kentucky"

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      • brian
      • Posted
      • Clay is now 7 feet tall. He is rich. Owns a fleet of rare automobiles and near-extinct mammals. He can rap. And can cook tapas like he was born in Malaga. It's weird. I feel as if I don't even know him. However, that might be because I live far, far away...and can't confirm anything that I just said.
      • chrissy
      • Posted
      • clay is my #1 boo. i like him more
        than friends and we shall be together
        forever. for. ev. errrr.
      • Charles
      • Posted
      • Let's talk about Clay. This man can go from
        New York to Kentucky and never get out of
        Richmond. Everyone needs someone like him
        to welcome them to a city. Keep up the PR
        boy!
      • Hollybee
      • Posted
      • knock knock knock knock
        knock...etc...GET YOUR GUIDED BY VOICES
        ASS OUT OF HERE!! oh god, what i
        wouldn't have done to have been there.
        clay is all feng shui, refined like
        sushi, smooth like a kimono, but still
        somehow lives in the confederate
        capital...how does that happen? miss
        you and will (hopefully) see you when i
        come home.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Clay. Hmmm. What can I say about Clay
        to fully do him justice?
        He is faster than a speeding bullet.
        He can leap tall buildings in a single
        bound.
        He is, in a word, SUPER...
        And don't even make me mention that if
        you looked up "bootylicious" in the
        dictionary, well, there just might be a
        picture of Clay.
      • Zoey
      • Posted
      • Most people say I'm too much of a Hoss-
        Dog for them to deal with, but Clay
        accepts me for who I am. One time Clay
        had me in a Half-Nelson & I was unable
        to break free. If only he had also had
        a hot dog in his ear it would have
        been a perfect day.
      • Kate
      • Posted
      • One time I called Clay's girl a hussy
        in front of him and he didn't do
        anything about it.
      • Ross
      • Posted
      • ok so this might sound hard to
        believe, but me and this jigga used
        to strip down to our thongs, blast
        some Axl, drink some Boons, and
        run through a 7-11 yelling "give us
        your Go-Go TAQUITOS". when the
        cops came we would tell them that
        the clerks made us do it...and they
        would get arrested cause clay is the
        fucking shit. and the commissioner
        was down with some fuckin GnR.
      • Jace
      • Posted
      • One thing about this m.f. badass you
        gotta remember is don't knock over his
        single malt Kentucky bourbon. The last
        wiseguy who made this mistake in the
        billiards hall wasn't laughing too hard
        after Clay made him eat his
        necktie...as a matter of fact the guy
        wasn't laughing at hall. He was gagging
        while Clay sunk the 8-ball.
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • Back here in ol' Cantucke me and the
        youngin' use ta hoot an' holler till
        we were too pooped to go cow tippin',
        then we'd drink da' moonshine till we
        didn' care if'n it was our sisters
        they're still cute and it ain't
        illegal in this Commonwealth,
        YYYEEEAAAAHAAAAWWWW! Get Her!

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