More About Brian
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Schools (Other):
Newhouse School of Communications, Syracuse University
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Occupation:
Closet Nerd (shhhh!)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Photography, OPP (Other Peoples' Pets), 8th Grade Makeout, Karaoke, (I sorta have a karaoke "problem").
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Favorite Books:
Cat's Cradle, The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze, Mother Night, The Dirt, The Myth of Sisyphus, Licks of Love, Women With Men, The Sportswriter
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Favorite Movies:
Groundhog Day, UHF, City of God, Sixteen Candles, Dutch, Amelie, Rushmore, Edward Scissorhands, Annie Hall, Happiness, Sex and Lucia, Raising Victor Vargas
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Favorite Music:
The Beatles, Pixies, Jawbreaker, Lifetime, Braid, Archers of Loaf, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Piebald, Owen, Boilermaker, Chet Baker, Bjork, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Ted Leo, Minus the Bear, Dag Nasty, Join'r, David Lee Roth
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Sopranos
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
www.ikeepadiary.com and www.brianbattjer.com and
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who want their photo taken.
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Testimonials and Comments for Brian
that Brian and I had the craziest porn
star sex, and I awoke in a sweat.
Brian, in the words of Cinderella,
when are we going to make dreams come
true?
1. Complement on "mad" karaoke skills silently
evidenced in popular webphotoblog.
2. Exclusive nostalgic anicdote (i knew him when...).
3. Humorous homoerotic jibe (include witty
unexpected alternate term for genitalia), indicating
familiarity/comfort level.
4. "Bring it all home" with gladhanding generic
complement.
5. Single word suggestion of coolness/cleverness.
in nothing but shoes and a tank on.
Was really weird......yet strangely
erotic. Rawr. He insists he has no
recollection of the scenario, but I
think he's just being shy. When I go
to hell, I hope I get a cushy seat
next to Brian.
on the ground and touch his toes. Go
ahead - do it - you'll laugh your ass
off!
could be the MAYOR! I've known him for
such a short time, but he's got MOJO
baby! I think it's the ants in the
pants when he dances. But fo' real,
he's the Shiz-nit!
going to take "artistic" nudes of me. At Motel Six. In
Jersey. Long story short, he plied me with wine
coolers and now I'm pregnant with his love child. At
least he got it all on film, though! I mean, really,
how many kids get to see their conception photos?
greatest humans ever to be put on this earth.
Every day I think to myself "i'm happy that
Brian is my friend."
reveal a few things: a)this guy's got
about a billion friends b)this guy
takes some great photos, and c) this
guy has tremendous skills with the
poontang.
Then you meet him, hang out with him,
get to know him, get his
balls "accidentally" slapped on your
forehead, etc., and you understand
that he's more than just a website and
a few light blue t-shirts;wip-smart,
clever, and affable, this fellow
really knows how to "bring it", as the
urbans say. That, and he has an
inordinately huge hog.
think that he is secretly waiting for
me to come to NY. Last night, I saw him
laugh so hard he started to cry... it
was so moving.